Scariest Spam Ever

[thistlechaser]

Subject: Look out your window!!

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Uh... Just how big are these penises getting, that I can look out my window and see them? I'm picturing some sort of horror movie, where penises are just exploding out of doors and windows from every direction, expanding and expanding until they're miles long.

Maybe they'll sort of be like those kids' sponges, the ones that grow many hundreds of times when you put them into water.

It's a-maaaazzzzzz-ing!!

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! Gotta get me one of those!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

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And as an added bonus, it'll stop those embarrassing premature ejaculations and "give your partner extra pleasure with harder more solid erections"!

*giggle* I'm not sure if this is more amusing or scary...

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Thank god! I hate it when I come before he does! LOL

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*tsk*tsk* Don't men get so whiny when we do that?

Re:

[gmth.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know... it's never happened to me. ;-)

Gina, the TMI queen

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Sounds like a good place to end this conversation, huh? ;)

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

How hilarious. I'm imagining something a la "Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man" from "Ghostbusters"- some giant, 80-story-high penis stomping menacingly through an imperiled city. "Ask not for whom the MonsterPenis... er... comes. It comes for thee!"

[somniesperus.livejournal.com]

That icon so accents this post perfectly.

[somniesperus.livejournal.com]

That icon so accents this post perfectly.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ha! Thanks for noticing! I grinned when I matched the icon with the post.