Ha ha ha! Thanks but... no.
Nov. 12th, 2004 02:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaserI got an email today:
Safeway.com Newsletter
Get a FREE Turkey on your next online order
Don't miss out on one of our best online exclusives! For a
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Silly people, trying to trick me into taking a poor frozen dead bird! I'm too smart to fall for that! If it were a live bird, I'd be somehow more interested, but I can't imagine those poor delivery guys trying to wrangle herds of live birds in their trucks!
Safeway.com Newsletter
Get a FREE Turkey on your next online order
Don't miss out on one of our best online exclusives! For a
limited time, receive a FREE turkey on your order of $160 or more.
-----
Silly people, trying to trick me into taking a poor frozen dead bird! I'm too smart to fall for that! If it were a live bird, I'd be somehow more interested, but I can't imagine those poor delivery guys trying to wrangle herds of live birds in their trucks!
