*sniffle* Put down by a meme!

[thistlechaser]

Well, here's a cheery thought:

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	thistle-chaser
Your haiku:	the internet fools me into thinking that i can be effective
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Created by Grahame

Breakfast: Usual. (Cheerios and milk. Mmm.)

Lunch: Salad from Wendy's. Surprisingly, it was much better than my salad yesterday from a "mom and pop" place. Same thing again though: It was twice as much as I could eat, and this comes from someone who can eat a darned big meal. Ate half. Didn't eat the tomatoes (even though they were a different kind), took the seeds out of the cucumber slices and they were much better. I didn't *like* them, but I ate more than half of them.

Dinner will be: Cheese raviolis. Mmm. They're at home in the fridge waiting.

Brought some blueberries to work with me, and wouldn't you know the container opened up in my backpack? So I had to throw half out, but the other half made fine snacks through the day. ...oh, drat. It's only 2:45, I thought the day was done. Hungry. I'll hit the kitchen for peanuts&raisins later.

Oh, last thought: I never for the life of me would have believed that you can get full from eating a salad, but that has in fact happened twice in the last two days. How odd is that?

Comments

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

Your haiku isn't complimentary at all (silly meme machine... has it not heard what a stunning job you're doing of being Magnificent Mod at HP100?) but in terms of being an actual good-sounding haiku (that actually makes sense), it's the best one I've seen yet.

I hate cucumber seeds (and zucchini seeds too, for that matter) so when I add it to salad at home, I only use the outside part- it's kind of like carving a pineapple- and discard the slimy, beseeded "core". It's not a feasible strategy when you get your salads ready-made, but it might be useful if you ever make one at home. Good for you for having salad two days in a row! I'd have felt so virtuous after one day that the next, I'd probably forget my resolve and opt for some burgery thing with lots of bacon on it.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I'd probably forget my resolve and opt for some burgery thing with lots of bacon on it.

Oh god, don't say that. Know how hard it was to be at the Wendy's drive-through and not order a burger and fries? :)

Your haiku isn't complimentary at all (silly meme machine... has it not heard what a stunning job you're doing of being Magnificent Mod at HP100?) but in terms of being an actual good-sounding haiku (that actually makes sense), it's the best one I've seen yet.

Thank you, and agreed. While it wasn't very nice *sniff*, it actually made a lot of sense and was a good one.

[firebyrd.livejournal.com]

You have by far the coolest haiku. Not because it's rather derogatory, of course, but rather because it does make sense.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I snickered, but I understood. Such a contradiction! It's a bad one (mean), but good (makes sense).