Owl Droppings
Sep. 1st, 2003 07:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaserChapterOwls are filling up my box faster than I can keep up with them. Here are a few lines that caught my eye:
Hermione's staying at the Burrow and sees some R-rated stuff. She likes it, and wants it bad.
Yippie!-I-Got-Layed!Harry.
A bunch of the characters chugged twenty cans of Mountain Dew, and they're all really hyper.
And just how many things are wrong with this one?
When Lucius Malfoy decides that hiring maids rather than house-elves would better promote the family wealth and prominence, Ginny Weasley can't help being attracted to the high-paying job.
Moving on...
fic includes: Dancing!Draco
Neville's star struck with the girl holding a gun to his head
Features a door-to-door pinecone salesman, an insane girl with a really fake French accent, a stuffed banana, and pickle. Yes, pickles. Lots and lots of pickles... I suppose this could be considered AU
Harry comes home and sits in solitude for three days, and on the third day, he starts thinking, and his thoughts can't be good.
And lastly:
Dobby has just done a bad thing, a very bad thing. Dobby has broken the trust of his master. Dobby has told Harry Potter his master's secret. Dobby MUST punish himself.
Dobby wants to use the Mandrake's voice to punish himself. But the Mandrake doesn't see the need for Dobby to be punished.
*warning. Slash.*
Hermione's staying at the Burrow and sees some R-rated stuff. She likes it, and wants it bad.
Yippie!-I-Got-Layed!Harry.
A bunch of the characters chugged twenty cans of Mountain Dew, and they're all really hyper.
And just how many things are wrong with this one?
When Lucius Malfoy decides that hiring maids rather than house-elves would better promote the family wealth and prominence, Ginny Weasley can't help being attracted to the high-paying job.
Moving on...
fic includes: Dancing!Draco
Neville's star struck with the girl holding a gun to his head
Features a door-to-door pinecone salesman, an insane girl with a really fake French accent, a stuffed banana, and pickle. Yes, pickles. Lots and lots of pickles... I suppose this could be considered AU
Harry comes home and sits in solitude for three days, and on the third day, he starts thinking, and his thoughts can't be good.
And lastly:
Dobby has just done a bad thing, a very bad thing. Dobby has broken the trust of his master. Dobby has told Harry Potter his master's secret. Dobby MUST punish himself.
Dobby wants to use the Mandrake's voice to punish himself. But the Mandrake doesn't see the need for Dobby to be punished.
*warning. Slash.*
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*shudders*
Date: 2003-09-01 09:19 pm (UTC)Oh. Ew. Bad BAD Mental image. There's Dobby slash, there's Mandrake slash, but put them together and it's just so very very wrong. By the way, at the risk of sounding like an utter plebe...what exactly are chapter owls and how does one get them?
Also, why hast thou stopped chasing me, oh noble chaser of thistles?
Re: *shudders*
Date: 2003-09-01 09:44 pm (UTC)And I didn't stop chasing you! Did you see my last one? Here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thistle_chaser/243236.html).
You want another? Okay!
Thistles are really yum-yum,
So you I want in my tum-tum.
Away you'll flee,
to escape me...
To cook you, I'll dip you in rum!
Re: *shudders*
Date: 2003-09-01 10:34 pm (UTC)Seriously, chapter owls? What are they? Anyone? Wah.
Re: *shudders*
Date: 2003-09-01 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-01 09:54 pm (UTC)Am I missing something here? That sounds perfectly splendid! You could keep that summary just as it is, add "Dancing!Draco" and "an insane girl with a really fake French accent" and have one heck of a rollicking good (if slightly AU) fic. Now... who to bribe to write it up right? ;)
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Date: 2003-09-01 10:16 pm (UTC)...well, maybe not really, not unless Draco danced for us!
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Date: 2003-09-01 09:56 pm (UTC)Dobby wants to use the Mandrake's voice to punish himself. But the Mandrake doesn't see the need for Dobby to be punished."
Pardon me, but I must go spork out my eyeballs and soak them in Lysol.
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Date: 2003-09-01 10:14 pm (UTC);)
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Date: 2003-09-01 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-01 11:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-02 01:34 am (UTC)dobby/mandrake, what is the world coming to? *g*
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Date: 2003-09-02 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-02 08:59 am (UTC)Thankfully!
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Date: 2003-11-30 03:59 pm (UTC)You know, despite how squicky it seems, o.O I've really yet to get any bad reviews for it... although not many people reviewed it as most probably got scared away...
But anyways. I hope you don't mind me commenting on such an old entry. -waves- I wrote Too Low To Love. someone challenged me to write House Elf/Mandrake.
... should I start running now? ;)
-Oowth
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Date: 2003-09-02 08:58 am (UTC)-------------------------------------------------------------------
Too Low To Love by Liz Ritsky:
http://www.astronomytower.org/authors/lritsky/TLTL.html
Rating: PG
Dobby has just done a bad thing, a very bad thing. Dobby has broken the trust of his master. Dobby has told Harry Potter his master's secret. Dobby MUST punish himself.
Dobby wants to use the Mandrake's voice to punish himself. But the Mandrake doesn't see the need for Dobby to be punished.
*warning. Slash.*