Hermione/Voldemort? Ginny/Voldemort? Ron/Voldemort?

[thistlechaser]

Yep, more bad summaries!

-Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and Harry all face a new form of evil that will force them into a truce with Draco Malfoy and... Lord Voldemort. They start off on a journey in which they must learn to trust each other, finding romance along the way.

-A sadistic, yet masochistic love story between the famous Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

-Will Sirius finally reveal his inner-amorous Marauder?

-Read carefully, you might learn something.

-All [Hermione] wants is a housemate, until she gets saved from a gang of vampires by yet another vampire named Charlie, a one hundred and five-year-old girl in the body of a fourteen-year-old.

-Two 15 year old American girls step on a train...and the train changes. To the Hogwarts Express. They change too, finding they are now eleven.

-The Slayer, Harry Potter, gets a visit from his old Vampire lover, Ginny Weasley.

-Jerry Springer invites Voldemort and a few of his favorite mistresses to reveal what about the Dark Lord makes them hot

-Every Wizard and Witch in the world has to ask a GOBLET if they're allowed to get married!?! What's this? Why would they ask a GOBLET, is that what you asked? Simple, it's proper etiquette to ask your Mother for permission to get married.

-Remus and Minerva bend the laws of nature and love.


For isiscolo:
-This chapter we see Hermione encounter Seamus and Dean displaying some sort of idiotic tendencies, as well as one of them being eaten by the Giant Squid
(Link.)

I'm not sure if this one sounds more cute or scary:
-After receiving the horrible ransom note from Malfoy Foy-Foy, the Potterpuff gang sets off to rescue Mrs. Norris. Will they succeed?

And lastly, in a Harry Potter meets California twist:
-A movement to recall Cornelius Fudge for his incompetence...

Wow, these are so much easier to do when I'm feeling snarky. :)

Edited to add: A post in almost all-italics was really annoying to read, so I started each quoted line with a dash instead. Anything with a dash was not written by me, and I take no credit (or blame!) for it.

Comments

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

I would pay big money to see Lord Voldemort on the Jerry Springer show. (Because you just know that he's got MacNair planted in the guest audience to deal with potential hecklers... without the axe, alas, as security confiscated it at the door.)

And oh, the mirth over your "California" comment. Larry Flynt for Minister of Magic!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

You know, I think MacNair could probably be pretty darned effective, even without an axe!

And yeah, the "recall" of him amused me as well!

Larry Flynt for Minister of Magic!

Heehee, just what the slash world needs!

[ex-milkthist86.livejournal.com]

Jerry Springer invites Voldemort and a few of his favorite mistresses to reveal what about the Dark Lord makes them hot

JS: So...what about Voldie do you find attractive?

M: Oh, it's definately the scales. Those sexy sexy scales all over his body. And the utter lack of eyelids is also quite a turn on. Did I mention I was an alligator?

:D

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee!

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I really tried to read that one, I did. But it's godawful. The squid comes out the best, so far.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hee. Luckily I haven't had time to try to read any of these today...

[metron-ariston.livejournal.com]

*much splorfling*

Thank you!

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

>>>-All [Hermione] wants is a housemate, until she gets saved from a gang of vampires by yet another vampire named Charlie, a one hundred and five-year-old girl in the body of a fourteen-year-old.>>>
>>>-Two 15 year old American girls step on a train...>>>

oh.my.god. do you mind if I throw up? I honestly don't know which of those is worse: the vampire Mary Sue or the two American Mary Sues... Must puke now, so if you'll excuse me...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I don't mind, so long as you don't do it on me! :)

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

it's a deal! lol