Die, die, die. (Or not!)

[thistlechaser]

Idiot co worker is apparently *again* staying home with his sick kid. (What? One four day weekend in two weeks isn't enough for you, idiot?) Seeing how there are only two of us doing this job, this is really a bad thing.

I cannot handle the phones all by myself for a second day in a row. I had only a couple hours of sleep. I had no dinner. I'm drinking Diet Coke for breakfast. I cannot do this.

I'll either have died or have killed someone before lunch, mark my words.

(Oh thank you, thank you, thank you. He just arrived. The words "better late than never" have never fit better. I could kiss him. Seriously. I think it shows how tired I am, but I'm a tiny step from crying in relief.)

Comments

[jakflak.livejournal.com]

I give my LJ friends a discount on mob hits. Let me know.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

How about on one of those polar bears? Could you snatch one up, stick it in a box, and send it off to me? I could leave it on his desk chair, then when he walks in and opens it, WHAM! Bear in the face!

[jakflak.livejournal.com]

And we could cover the bear in maple syrup. Then they guy would get sticky and dead.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I love having an evil mastermind as a friend!

[webbapettigrew.livejournal.com]

As someone who is sitting at home with a child who just vomited Hamburger Helper all over the rug, I would just like to point out that I'd rather be at work.

~webbapettigrew

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Heehee! How about we compromise? You come here and do my job, and I'll go home and sleep! We could, um, leave my cat to attend to your child? She'd be good entertainment!

:)