Owl Droppings
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thistlechaserI especially like the Lucius one. Gangsta Lucius and his posse are in da house, yo! Huh, I guess that fits with the Bill one as well. Can't you see Lucius decked out in gang colors, baggy jeans low on his hips, holding his gun sideways? And I suppose that might explain the Hufflepuff one, too.
However nothing can explain the Draco/CHEESE thing...
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Summaries from the latest ChapterOwl mailings:
- Hermione found a way to break Lupin with strong words
- If you're looking for an intelligent parody, this is your story. And if you're looking for a dumb parody, this is your story too.
- Hermione's accidentally fallen out of the closet, and Ginny is mostly at fault. So they form a Gay-Straight Alliance at Hogwarts to combat the homophobic schemes of local Gossip Queen Lavender Brown.
- Lucius, with his posse of Death Eaters, seek the Prophecy.
- Elizabeth Fairchild, a 15 year old (soon-to-be 16 year old) orphan with a mysterious past and strange abilities, enter Hogwarts for the first time in her sixth year after being "lost" at birth.
- Bill Weasley is thrilled when he's offered a job that pays one-hundred galleons. Unfortunately, he starts to have doubts about it when he gets shot at by wizards with guns.
- Draco is abused by Lucius and left to die. An angel finds him and lets him into his home and into his heart.
- The Slytherins are playing with Resurrection Spells, the Ravenclaws are obsessed with fighting, the Hufflepuffs are constantly high and all the Gryffindors want to do is talk about sex.
- Ginny Weasley is sick of being forgotten and ignored, so she tries to kill herself. Dumbledore finds her just in time, and sends her home where she discovers more about the mysterious threads she can see.
- Curiosity killed the cat. But for Draco, it was fate worse than death when he was accidentally turned into an eight-month-old baby and found himself in the care of the Weasleys.
- Draco has a secret pleasure. It's not dirty so get your mind out of the gutter.... CHEESE. It is never mentioned in this chapter, sadly.
Things my twisted mind can too easily read in a way the writer probably did not intend:
- While getting ingredients from the Forbidden Forest for a prank on Snape, Remus and Sirius get rather dirty.
- Harry defeats Voldemort for good on Christmas Day in his seventh year.Everyone is celebrating but Harry feels lonelier than ever.Who will warm him inside?
- The mystery guy is slowly revealing himself.
- Lucius has control over every aspect of his Draco's life, except his body. When a family ritual is fast approaching, and a deadline must be met, Lucius offers his son a gift.
- Harry's been home for a month and hasn't answered any of his letters from the wizarding world. Aunt Petunia has noticed a change in the boy's attitude and she's about to notice a great deal more.
However nothing can explain the Draco/CHEESE thing...
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Summaries from the latest ChapterOwl mailings:
- Hermione found a way to break Lupin with strong words
- If you're looking for an intelligent parody, this is your story. And if you're looking for a dumb parody, this is your story too.
- Hermione's accidentally fallen out of the closet, and Ginny is mostly at fault. So they form a Gay-Straight Alliance at Hogwarts to combat the homophobic schemes of local Gossip Queen Lavender Brown.
- Lucius, with his posse of Death Eaters, seek the Prophecy.
- Elizabeth Fairchild, a 15 year old (soon-to-be 16 year old) orphan with a mysterious past and strange abilities, enter Hogwarts for the first time in her sixth year after being "lost" at birth.
- Bill Weasley is thrilled when he's offered a job that pays one-hundred galleons. Unfortunately, he starts to have doubts about it when he gets shot at by wizards with guns.
- Draco is abused by Lucius and left to die. An angel finds him and lets him into his home and into his heart.
- The Slytherins are playing with Resurrection Spells, the Ravenclaws are obsessed with fighting, the Hufflepuffs are constantly high and all the Gryffindors want to do is talk about sex.
- Ginny Weasley is sick of being forgotten and ignored, so she tries to kill herself. Dumbledore finds her just in time, and sends her home where she discovers more about the mysterious threads she can see.
- Curiosity killed the cat. But for Draco, it was fate worse than death when he was accidentally turned into an eight-month-old baby and found himself in the care of the Weasleys.
- Draco has a secret pleasure. It's not dirty so get your mind out of the gutter.... CHEESE. It is never mentioned in this chapter, sadly.
Things my twisted mind can too easily read in a way the writer probably did not intend:
- While getting ingredients from the Forbidden Forest for a prank on Snape, Remus and Sirius get rather dirty.
- Harry defeats Voldemort for good on Christmas Day in his seventh year.Everyone is celebrating but Harry feels lonelier than ever.Who will warm him inside?
- The mystery guy is slowly revealing himself.
- Lucius has control over every aspect of his Draco's life, except his body. When a family ritual is fast approaching, and a deadline must be met, Lucius offers his son a gift.
- Harry's been home for a month and hasn't answered any of his letters from the wizarding world. Aunt Petunia has noticed a change in the boy's attitude and she's about to notice a great deal more.
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Date: 2003-09-08 08:08 am (UTC)Lucius, with his posse of Death Eaters, seek the Prophecy.
*Theme music*
Lucius: I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw.
Voldemort: That was me, you idiot!
Lucius: Oh, right.
The Slytherins are playing with Resurrection Spells, the Ravenclaws are obsessed with fighting, the Hufflepuffs are constantly high and all the Gryffindors want to do is talk about sex.
Oh, god, Fox got the rights to the Harry Potter TV series, didn't they?
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Date: 2003-09-08 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-08 09:31 am (UTC)- Ginny Weasley is sick of being forgotten and ignored, so she tries to kill herself. Dumbledore finds her just in time, and sends her home where she discovers more about the mysterious threads she can see. You know, if Ginny's seeing all these mysterious "threads" perhaps she ought not to be at home. She might be better off in a psych ward somewhere. However, now I am curious as to what those "threads" are.
- Harry's been home for a month and hasn't answered any of his letters from the wizarding world. Aunt Petunia has noticed a change in the boy's attitude and she's about to notice a great deal more.
Bow chick-a bow BOW! Do I hear steamy porn music?
~webbapettigrew
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Date: 2003-09-08 09:46 am (UTC)I figured she was visiting a message board somewhere. I know the quality some of those can make me feel pretty suicidal...