Internet, why do you taunt me so?

[thistlechaser]

If this cake were a pig, Charlotte would write Some Cake in her web. Mmm, so hungry.

I didn't go grocery shopping on Friday. Have no snacks and little food. Don't want to go out.

If I did go out, I'd totally buy a cake and eat it for dinner.

*heads for the kitchen to scrounge for food*