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thistlechaserSome of the more... "interesting" summaries from the latest Chapter Owls.
* Ginny Weasley spills 6 Shrinking Potions on Snape's head, and now she has to face the consequences of her clumsiness, which involve a sponge, Malfoy and the Slytherin Quidditch team.
* Harry's a professor at Heartbroken Anonymous. What happens if Draco Malfoy shows up at one his classes one day?
* Ron crushes on a green-faced girl
* Trevor eavesdrops on Harry telling Dumbledore what happened in the graveyard, and then reminisces about a love affair he had in an Albanian forest years ago. Slash! Cross Species! And a not too bright Trevor the toad! Trevor/Voldemort
(Edited to add: This is actually a pretty good story! It had me snickering. Check it out here: Trevor/Voldemort.)
* school starts again and Harry is the new student, Salazar Snape, but where will he be sorted?
* Hermione wants Draco badly; she's desperate and kisses him. Draco's frightened and turns gay just for the cause.
* Finally, what's wrong with seducing Ginny?
* Ginny, on one random night, decides to have a little too much to drink, ending up with throwing a table off a balcony ... and then following after it so that Harry will come crawling to her. However, because of the fun of drinking, she thinks that she'll be alive at the end of her little jump. About halfway down, she notices the little discrepancy of being dead and screams ... to be rescued by ... a flying Draco.
* In which there are Seeresses, tentacles, and the barest hint of plot.
* Along comes Draco, who is working as a prostitute in Muggle London....
* Violet sustains a terrible smiling injury
* Crysta finds a Time Turner lying around.
* Harry is back at Privet Drive after his 5th year. Who's responsible for the strange happenings there? And how is Cher involved?
* Ginny Weasley spills 6 Shrinking Potions on Snape's head, and now she has to face the consequences of her clumsiness, which involve a sponge, Malfoy and the Slytherin Quidditch team.
* Harry's a professor at Heartbroken Anonymous. What happens if Draco Malfoy shows up at one his classes one day?
* Ron crushes on a green-faced girl
* Trevor eavesdrops on Harry telling Dumbledore what happened in the graveyard, and then reminisces about a love affair he had in an Albanian forest years ago. Slash! Cross Species! And a not too bright Trevor the toad! Trevor/Voldemort
(Edited to add: This is actually a pretty good story! It had me snickering. Check it out here: Trevor/Voldemort.)
* school starts again and Harry is the new student, Salazar Snape, but where will he be sorted?
* Hermione wants Draco badly; she's desperate and kisses him. Draco's frightened and turns gay just for the cause.
* Finally, what's wrong with seducing Ginny?
* Ginny, on one random night, decides to have a little too much to drink, ending up with throwing a table off a balcony ... and then following after it so that Harry will come crawling to her. However, because of the fun of drinking, she thinks that she'll be alive at the end of her little jump. About halfway down, she notices the little discrepancy of being dead and screams ... to be rescued by ... a flying Draco.
* In which there are Seeresses, tentacles, and the barest hint of plot.
* Along comes Draco, who is working as a prostitute in Muggle London....
* Violet sustains a terrible smiling injury
* Crysta finds a Time Turner lying around.
* Harry is back at Privet Drive after his 5th year. Who's responsible for the strange happenings there? And how is Cher involved?
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Date: 2003-09-23 12:41 pm (UTC)Yikes! This brought to mind that "Beetlejuice" movie. Now I'm dying to see TinyHead!Snape.
And what's with all this "turning" gay? I honestly didn't know that was an option.
"Crysta finds a Time Turner lying around."
This made me cheer, though; not because I like time turner fics, but because the author actually used "lying" instead of "laying". Hurrah!
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Date: 2003-09-23 01:10 pm (UTC)You know, on the other hand, this could be a pretty freaky slash story...
Snape, cursed with a tiny head, is defenseless when Draco and the rest of the Slytherin Quidditch team encounter him. After the boys have their way with the small-headed professor, Ginny arrives with a sponge to help clean things up...
OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 12:50 pm (UTC)I like this one. Trevor/Voldemort is... wow. I kinda like toads, what with their touching ugliness and their clown's faces, and I really feel for poor Trevor. What a nasty shock it must be to learn the truth about your summer fling...
Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:13 pm (UTC)Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:33 pm (UTC)Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:40 pm (UTC)Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:42 pm (UTC)What shape was Voldemort in? As far as I understand his history, he used to be a disembodied something when he was in Albania. Was he shagging Trevor while in the shape of another toad he was possessing at that time?
Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:53 pm (UTC)-------------------------------------------------------------------
The Most Beautiful Warts He Had Ever Seen by rj1981:
http://www.astronomytower.org/authors/rj1981/MBWHHES.html
Rating: PG-13
Trevor eavesdrops on Harry telling Dumbledore what happened in the graveyard, and then reminisces about a love affair he had in an Albanian forest years ago. Slash! Cross Species! And a not too bright Trevor the toad! Trevor/Voldemort
Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:58 pm (UTC)Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 02:21 pm (UTC)Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:38 pm (UTC)Re: OTP
Date: 2003-09-23 01:54 pm (UTC)Re: Should know better than to follow Isiscolo's links...
Date: 2003-09-24 07:59 am (UTC)Oh, did she? Drat! I'm trying not to duplicate any I see elsewhere.
*To London I go*
*giggles!* Wait, wait! Take me, too! I want a turn!