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(Edited to fix the links.)

Under my "pain shared is pain halved" theory, I'm going to share with you all the latest anime (Japanese animation) movie I watched.

Kite.

To be fair, I was warned that this was a violent movie. Even though I have a copy of the censored/edited version of it, this was one of the most violent films I've seen... and in a bad way. As with Grave of the Fireflies, there was just nothing but darkness and violence and worse in this movie -- the whole *point* of the movie just seemed to be to kill people off as graphically as possible. Oh yeah, and for men to pee a lot and to have sex with little girls.

How about some screenshots?

As much as the killings bothered me, I had bigger issues with this movie. One of them was the amount of time they had men peeing in the bathroom. I mean really, who needs to see/hear that? Not just once, but twice in a 45 minute movie! (And I saved you from the image of a man wetting himself, the filmmakers showing the stain spreading across his crotch.)

The deaths were excessively violent (yes, we did watch half of his head get blown off, that's why he's missing it there), and incredibly bloody.

If I may inject a little humor here, I'm wondering if by watching this movie I'm giving the filmmakers a hand and helping them to get ahead in their jobs.

Back to the bad stuff: As I mentioned above, there's sex with a small child. Since this is (thankfully) the censored version, we didn't see the actual penetration (thankfully), but it was still graphic enough. This fellow is some high ranking police officer, and he also likes little girls (that's the main character). See the earring he gave her? It's full of her parents' blood. Oh, didn't I mention? They're dead, too. She saw them killed right before he started having sex with her. Yeah, nice.

Also, near the end of the film, a couple of cops talk about how hot the main character was when they first encountered her (she was maybe six or seven years old at the time), and how much they'd like to have had "a chance with her". What the god damned fuck are you thinking, Japan?

But almost as bad as sex with a little girl (mostly because it was just totally unnecessary, other than as a final slap to the face), is that the movie closed with the fact that a bunch of cats are going to starve to death. Really nice, filmmakers, thanks.

The only "plus side" (and very odd thing) to this movie is that the pedophile/cop had Jecht's (from FFX) English voice. There were some shots that made him look like Jecht, too. It was really odd.

I'd strongly suggest avoiding this movie. Even though at 45 minutes it was short, it was way way too long.

Date: 2003-09-28 03:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] metron-ariston.livejournal.com
Oh god... every time someone bought the uncensored version at my old job, I'd cringe worse than when they bought the outright pr0n.

Date: 2003-09-28 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
I can't even imagine the uncensored version -- or rather, I try very hard not to.

Date: 2003-09-28 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loneguardian.livejournal.com
.... AIGH! No, evil, not allowed to have Jecht's voice! I get bombarded with enough creepy-ass JechtxTidus crap in searching Japanese sites, I don't need to know that his VA did a pedophile. >.< Argh argh ARGH.

Date: 2003-09-28 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Heh, sorry! The worst part was that the voice really fit the character... low and menacing and just... *shiver*.

Date: 2003-09-28 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loneguardian.livejournal.com
He has a sexy voice tho. :3 *clings to Jecht* I love it when he gets the growly-tired sound to him at the end of the game. ^^ Sexysexysexy~!

*ahems* Yes, I've managed to turn the lot of this into me fangirlishly gushing about Jecht. ^_~ I'm hopeless.

Date: 2003-09-28 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Hey, you can't ever go wrong with fangirlishly gushing about Jecht! ;)

Date: 2003-09-28 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quasilemur.livejournal.com
You know, you really can.

Date: 2003-09-28 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
No, no, no! You can't!

I like naked Jecht and dressed Jecht and Jecht tied to a bed and Jecht dressed up in a mouse costume and Jecht in a collar and Jecht painted yellow and Jecht smiling and Jecht on my knee and Jecht eating corn chips...

Date: 2003-09-28 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quasilemur.livejournal.com
I will not like him on your knee,
I will not like his nudity.
I would not, could not, as a mouse,
I would not, could not, at my house.
I do not like your cartoon man.
I do not like him, Sam I am.

Date: 2003-09-28 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Heehee. You're cute, "Sam"!

...would you like to sit on my knee? I have some nice candy for you!

Date: 2003-09-28 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quasilemur.livejournal.com
Why, Thistle! What big eyes you have!

Date: 2003-09-28 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
The better to... No, we won't go there. Not tonight, anyway.

Heh heh heh.

(I'm going to bed!)

Date: 2003-09-28 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quasilemur.livejournal.com
Some predator you turned out to be...

Date: 2003-09-29 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Would you still love me if I was toothless and lame, baby?

Date: 2003-09-29 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quasilemur.livejournal.com
That depends. But either way, it still wouldn't stop me from using you for your money. So don't worry.

Date: 2003-09-29 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamburger.livejournal.com
To be fair, I was warned that this was a violent movie.

That'll teach you to make light of my warnings again, missy! ;)

Date: 2003-09-29 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
I know! I'll never doubt you again! ;)

Date: 2003-10-02 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loneguardian.livejournal.com
Okay, I give up, I've been looking all over the place and have yet to be able to find english voices given credit on the Kite dub. Were you saying he -sounded- like Jecht, or he actually did have his voice? I give up in trying to find out on my own. ~.~

And for the record, no, I don't have anything better to do when I have a day off. :3 And it just sits weird 'cause I really admire Jecht's VA, so... Yeah, I gotta know. ^^

Date: 2003-10-02 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
It took me forever to find a site listing the credits, too. Yeah, actually his name. Gregg B-whatever. (IMDB quite handily lists FFX, so I confirmed that it was him.)

When I get home from work I'll check my history and see if I can locate the page.

Date: 2003-10-02 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loneguardian.livejournal.com
Damn. T.T 'Cause his role isn't listed in ANY of the databases that list what he's acted in, even the really lengthy up-to-date ones. >.>

Date: 2003-10-02 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Hm. Well, of course the site I saw could have been wrong. Since there aren't many sites on Kite, maybe someone said 'Ah ha, I'll make one!' and then made guesses as to the VAs. With no other sites out there, who's to tell him he's wrong on his guesses?

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