Dear world

[thistlechaser]

Dear world,

Please stop making barbecue ribs and chicken nuggets/fingers.

Or, failing that, please make Wendy's stop advertising their chicken fingers. I can resist ribs easily enough (just picturing the veins and other icky things in them), but as chicken fingers don't really look like they come from an animal, and since they were my most favoritest food ever, it's harder not to be tempted by them.

Thanks,
Thistle

Comments

[kirbyk.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best to eat as many chicken tenders and ribs as possible, in the goal of driving such species into extinction, just for you. It's nice to have a mission in life, particularly a tasty one.

Let me know when my plan starts having the desired effect. Also, I'll probably need new pants.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Heehee! It's a deal. You eat all the ribs and chicken, and I'll keep you supplied with new pants!

[quasilemur.livejournal.com]

Fantastic idea! I've got to be a part of this. Just think...when all the chickens and cows are gone, those murderous meat industries will be out of business, and no one will ever hurt a cow or chicken aga--Oh. Wait. Something about this sounds a little not right, but I can't put my finger on it...

Oh well, I can't think of anything. Let the gorging commence!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Shall I put you down for new pants, too?

[quasilemur.livejournal.com]

Pants? Pants? Eater-of-Beasts cares not for pants!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry! Um, a dress and high heels?

[metron-ariston.livejournal.com]

This entry reminds me oddly of a scene in Masters of the Universe.

The only chicken fingers/strips I really like any more are the ones from Chick-Fil-A. I can't imagine considering even those my favourite food. *_* Maybe you should try checking out a vegetarian restaurant that has fake meat stuff and see if you can find a suitable replacement?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I actually do have "fake chicken nuggets" in the freezer, but I'm almost worried about trying them because they might just suck and not be like chicken at all. I should pop them in the oven and try them this week...

[perardua.livejournal.com]

Fake chicken nuggets are yummy! I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat them instead of real chicken anyway.

Then again, I'm really weird.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ah, cool! Makes me feel a little better about trying them.

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

I was able to fool my uber-picky children with fake chicken fingers/nuggets. If that isn't the ultimate endorsement, I don't know what is!

I'll be looking forward to hearing whether they pass muster with you, too. :)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

First: You have the best icons. Happy Halloween! :)

I was able to fool my uber-picky children with fake chicken fingers/nuggets.

Wow, that's great to hear! And yes, I'll post about them for sure once I try them.

Thanks!

[tersa.livejournal.com]

Hmm. And I just bought chicken strips yesterday at the store. I know what I'm going to make now!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. You should eat the fake chicken nuggets, I've heard they're good!)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* You're evil! (But I hope they turn out well anyway.)

And I probably won't be eating at home tonight, but I'm intending to try the fake chicken nuggets this week. (I've said that in the past, but I mean it this time!)