thistlechaser | Pssst! Interested in some unbelievable hearsay?

I really like email spam. I know, I know, it can be a pain in the butt, but it can be cute and funny as well (mostly without them meaning it to be). I have a whole collection of great spam on my old computer, and this email will be the start of the collection on the new one. (On the name: It came into an account under one of my oldest online names, Calico.)

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Isn't this almost-but-not-really-right English just so cute? And the writer sounds so perky and happy! Funny how spam can actually make you smile.