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When my dreams have meaning in them, they seem to be very over-the-top about it. I either had two dreams last night, or one and it took a sharp left turn at one point (I don't recall which).

Everything started out normal, I was at home on my vacation. Then I noticed that I had a hamster, and that it had had babies. Eek! I wasn't ready for that! The container the hamster lived in was tiny (not much bigger than her), and these little pink sausage-looking babies were just rolling around in it. Then, suddenly, I had a gerbil, and it had babies, too! This was bad, as I didn't have a cage/container for the gerbil to live in. At this point I started getting really scared: When stressed, hamsters and gerbil can eat their babies. I've seen this happen in waking life, it's very, very, very disturbing.

As if things weren't going bad enough, then I suddenly had a rat, too. And guess what! It had babies as well! And of course I had no cage or container for it to live in. So now I had these three mothers and all their little pink babies, and the mothers could all see each other and were getting all frantic about protecting their babies (and the babies were just rolling around on the countertop)... I knew all the babies would end up being eaten, just because I hadn't been prepared for the births. All that pain and death, just because I hadn't done what I was supposed to and wasn't ready to handle the situation. (Yes, yes, brain, I do know that I worry about being ready for things too much. I didn't need the reminder!)

Then things got weird. I was in a room, and there was a man there having sex with a tiny dwarf woman and a live turkey. (See?) The woman was really small, maybe three feet tall? And her arms were so short she could hardly reach further than her own body to hold the turkey still for the man. He was alternating between the two, first thrusting between her breasts and up at her face (ugh), then into the awake, alive turkey (ugh ugh). In the dream, this seemed like the hottest, most sexy thing ever. I just stood there staring slack-jawed, drooling, unable to take my eyes off the scene.

Once I woke up, I was just totally disturbed and twitching over the very idea of finding that sexy... It's just too bad that sex with a dwarf and a turkey couldn't overshadow the sadness I felt for the poor rodent babies. *sniff*

Date: 2003-11-13 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mctabby.livejournal.com
I can really see a Snape/Flitwick/Fawkes PWP eventuating from this. *nods sagely*

*runs away*

Date: 2003-11-13 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Gah! Bad McTabby! Bad!

:)

Date: 2003-11-13 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daltontrix.livejournal.com
Dwa... tur... bab...

Holy Weirdness, Batman! I don't even know where to start!

Date: 2003-11-13 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Heehee. Remember this when you sit down for Thanksgiving dinner! ;)

Date: 2003-11-13 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fealu-bryne.livejournal.com
... ... ...

Suddenly, I have no worries about eating too much at Thanksgiving.

Date: 2003-11-13 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Oh, just dribble some mayo on your food and you'll be fine! ;)

And is your icon of two female furries having sex?

Wow...

Date: 2003-11-13 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peppygrowlithe.livejournal.com
Gives new meaning to the term "stuffing the turkey", doesn't it?

But the thought of a little baby Hamtaro (yes, I know, gerbils aren't hamsters) being devoured by his mother makes me pretty sad, too. :(

Re: Wow...

Date: 2003-11-13 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Gives new meaning to the term "stuffing the turkey", doesn't it?

*rimshot*

Date: 2003-11-13 10:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] metron-ariston.livejournal.com
Knowing that other people have dreams wherein scary/disgusting sexual practices seem really oddly arousing is a /huge/ load off my mind. Seriously.

Date: 2003-11-13 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
*laughs* You'll have to share some day!

I wish I knew why it happened. I mean, a turkey and a dwarf woman? How crazy is that? Hee.

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