Sweet, Creamy Buttsex

[thistlechaser]

I have to post this meme, just for that first sentence. (No graphic = not lj-cut.)

Slander! laurelwood and isiscolo are having sweet, creamy buttsex! peppygrowlithe is secretly married to a horse! gmth and wanderingscribe used to live together but wanderingscribe moved out when they saw gmth making out with malfoypridedxh! eilonwey keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes! snowcalico, we all know the truth, come out of the closet. loneguardian knows the truth about mctabby and daltontrix. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

It's only too bad that peppygrowlithe and snowcalico weren't switched... ;)

(Note to peppygrowlithe: I probably won't be offline tonight. Very very sorry! Hopefully over the weekend I be offline in the evening! I really do want to play with you all, honest! It's just that unlike MUSHers, I can't use my computer for anything else while playing FFXI. Sorry!)

Comments

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

:O!!

Here I come to apologize for the mass spamming on your journal (due to the LJ ass monkeys) and I find I'm being cheated on!

[whimpers] I feel so used...XD

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

No worries! It happens when LJ is being a bitch.

and I find I'm being cheated on!

And might I suggest ass monkeys as a way of revenge? ;)

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

Okay. I deleted all the extra comments just in case, so you wouldn't have them messing things up.

Maybe if they're winged flying ass monkeys. [sends herd of them at Jade in revenge] >}

Edit: [rolls eyes at LJ, which now seems to suck again]

[gmth.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about you the whole time. I swear!

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

Sure you were. It's...it's her fics, isn't it? They're so much better than mine! [weeps]

(I'm horrid at playing along, so please forgive me if I sound like an utter dork.)

[hamburger.livejournal.com]

That's two people that've stuck me in this meme and have gotten that same 'don't come out of the closet' answer. :P

And horse? Eeew! Who do I look like, Catherine the Great? *cymbal crash*

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Maybe the meme knows something that we don't? ;)

And it was more so that Hyper got the closet one than so you could get the horse one -- we always tease him with the 'Gay!' thing!

Heehee!