I didn't even know this was possible...

[thistlechaser]

Link to story, but quoted in full here:

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

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I never really thought they were that easy to pull off... And "then hid it in her mouth" -- couldn't she find a better hiding place? (If she had hidden both of them in there, she could have looked like a chipmunk! ...eh, with a mouth full of nuts? :p )

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o_o

[philia.livejournal.com]

..... The moral of the story?

"Never underestimate the strength of a drunken woman."

Oh... wow.

And I just got an image of a hamster that has its cheeks filled with corn bits. They puff out like a cobra's hood.... augh! @_@ A mouth full of nuts indeed.

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[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Heehee. Poor guy. I suppose maybe she was a big woman and he was a little fellow. I'm more amused than I should be when I try to picture how this happened. (Did she get him down on his back, put her foot on his hip, then jerk? Or maybe both were standing and she swung him around by them till one ripped off?)

Woman must be totally insane. Could being drunk explain that much? I mean, putting the bloody thing in your mouth? Blech!

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[philia.livejournal.com]

I guess if she can't have it, no one will. ... In a very gross fashion.


I think I cracked up at the friend's comment, though. 'That's yours.' .... Like it wasn't a touch obvious. c.c;

Re: o_o

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yes! I could see the friend saying that with a totally straight face. Hee!

[morinotokei.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but for some reason I can't stop laughing at that. I think it's the part about her hiding it in her mouth. And then his friend handing it back to him. But um, ewww.

Not sure what's wrong with people these days, because here's an even more insane one (http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4104735).

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I know. It's not really a funny thing, but the problem is, it is.

Hee! I saw that link! Gah, what's with people? *twitch*

[hamburger.livejournal.com]

I could make some comment filled with my thoughts on the how and the why, but instead I think I'll stay with my gut reaction:
"Eewwwwwwwwwww!" >_

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Indeed.

[linmayu.livejournal.com]

O_O

Never in my entire life have I been so happy to NOT BE MALE.

[peppygrowlithe.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's so highly entertaining.

It's extra funny when you add on the fact that the guy rejected the girl's advances, far unlike usual. They were both drunk, and she was begging him for sex, and he kept turning her down! What a blow to her pride. ;)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was funny, too. Really the whole situation is just so amusing, though it totally shouldn't be.

*pats your crotch* I hope no drunk women ever comes after yours!

[fealu-bryne.livejournal.com]

The way he complains about them, he'd probably be glad of it... ;)

And DANG, Thistle. You've been finding the most amusing things lately! Rock on.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

How about a hot link this time?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/spinningcompass/20401.html#cutid1

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

[fealu-bryne.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

That's amusing in an entirely different sense than the other two things...

[gmth.livejournal.com]

I remember a couple of years ago a story was circulating about a woman who *bit* her would-be rapist's testicles off. Eek. Stopped him cold, as I'm sure you can imagine.

(And all I could think after reading the story was "She was damn lucky the guy wasn't HIV-positive....")

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Eek! Wow, good for her! But yeah, the whole HIV angle...

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

O_O again. I cringe in sympathy for that guy; he found a real freak of a woman to date. (drunk or not, that's freaky. There's no words for it, really.)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Agreed. She must be just totally insane!