Silly things to pass the time. (Meme)

[thistlechaser]

Google "[your name] needs" and list the first ten coherent listings. (It helps to click the "cached" link to see the result page, then your term will be highlighted and easy to find.)

I'm very planty and/or very suggestive, especially the second half of the list.


1) Thistle needs to rely less on modules "globalling" variables, and instead needs to provide more useful functions for the modules to make use of.

2) thistle needs to be correctly prepared and standardized

3) Thistle Needs To Grasp The Nettle

4) Thistle needs a feeder with tiny openings, which will accommodate the very slender bills of birds such as the American Goldfinch and Pine Siskin.

5) thistle needs to be actively growing to allow foliar-applied herbicides to be translocated from foliage to the root system for satisfactory control.

6) thistle needs you!

7) thistle needs summer days with high heat.

8) thistle needs to be sprayed in the bud to bloom stage for maximum herbicide
translocation to the root system (see photo)

9) Thistle needs ownership to be maintained well.

10) thistle needs to be used for long periods of time.

Darned RL imitating fiction: Everyone in RL wants to kill Thistle, too! Poor little spiky weed. And poor Thistle just needs high heat, to be owned, to be used for long periods of time, and you! (And we won't mention "Grasping The Nettle" or being "sprayed in the bud", heehee.)

Comments

[kriatyrr.livejournal.com]

I don't even get ten hits. I thought I was more needy than this..

Is that a new icon? It's very cute. (Bwahaha, and I think of you every time I see a thistle now)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Actually it's one of my oldest icons, but I almost never use it. I came across someone else with 'thistle' in their LJ user name (silverthistle or something like that) and we made jokes about that for a while. The 'Unafraid' thing came from that. :)

And I tried the meme first with "Thistle-Chaser needs" but didn't get a single hit so had to use just "Thistle".

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

"Thistle needs to be used for long periods of time." :D

Better grab an egg sandwich- sounds like you're going to need all the energy you can muster!

Being a plant, like you, I got some botanical answers, too. Apparently, I need a well-aerated soil, plenty of sun, and good drainage. I also need help with my playgrounds (Laurel and Laurelwood are used EXTENSIVELY for schools, condo complexes and rest homes). And best of all, I need to receive a copy of each LOL for the files.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hello, plant-buddy! :P

And best of all, I need to receive a copy of each LOL for the files.

That's going to be one darned big file!

[quasilemur.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, baby, grasp that nettle. Oh, I'm gonna spray you in the bud to bloom stage!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers lots* Exactly.

[yshyn.livejournal.com]

I take it you've never seen www.googlism.com

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah, that went around LJ circles a while back. This was probably based loosely on that, maybe...

[draymor.livejournal.com]

Meh, Draymor gets nothing. NOTHING!! I suppose that's the price for being original ==;

kurono gets:
needs to just slice his head off
needs to tap Reika
needs some vacations, adn we know reika will bring him back (oh the horrid grammar and spelling XD)
needs to get 100 points 3 More times so he can revive his friends
needs some botox in face are something

All of which from the same Anime... //dies

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers lots!* Just don't slice your head off over the lack of things Google lists you as needing! :P