How about a good laugh in the morning?

[thistlechaser]

Three things!

1) From today's expansion pack tidbit/update:

In the upcoming version update, we will introduce the "Kokba Hostel," a private room that players will be able to reserve for hour-long time slots.

*DIES and DIES and DIES* A hotel where you can rent rooms in by the hour? What the hell are they thinking? *falls down laughing* Oh my, this will be so much fun to play with. I can now try to drag every single person on LS into there, not to mention random hotties just standing around. *dies more* What in the world were they thinking?

2) From aelice's LJ: The most disturbing sex dolls ever~! Those would freak me out more than turn me on, though I suppose the dolls might work for people if their kink was partners with all their limbs cut off. (Not terribly NWS, but somewhat NWS. You see very small parts in very small pictures, but it's all on dolls, no real people.)

3) hephaestean's LJ makes me happy. He's an old FFXI player who quit and returned, and he's now documenting his journey day by day. Lots of nice screenshots, great writing style, subligar humor, and he looks like me! What more could you want?

Comments

[jehryn.livejournal.com]

You'll be getting an invitation to my hotel soon, Thistle. *wink wink*

[aelice.livejournal.com]

Do I get to watch? T_T

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

c.c {Run away!}

:P

[southern-hell.livejournal.com]

Lol... The choices are only limited by your imagination!
SE's gone nuts XD

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Haven't they? :D The only thing I can figure out is that maybe in Japan a hotel you can rent by the hour doesn't necessarily mean the same thing that it does here.

[zubis.livejournal.com]

Considering Japan is a country where you can buy used panties from vending machines, I highly doubt it's all innocent.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately those vending machines are all gone now! (Isn't that sort of depressing, in a way?) But yeah, it's probably not that innocent. *snerk*

[kamalloy.livejournal.com]

No, it means what you think it means. ;p

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

So, Cy, wanna come visit one with me~?

[kamalloy.livejournal.com]

I believe the answer would be HELL NO.

Sorry. ;p

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* Meanie.

[hephaestean.livejournal.com]

Those dolls seriously scare me. I've never been a fan of dolls in general, much less those of the erm...erotic variety, and those? Scary.

Thanks for the good word, by the way.^^

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Agreed. And you're welcome! :)

[draymor.livejournal.com]

The apron that you tie onto a cusion/pillow scares me more than the dolls themselves (yes, I looked thru the site, so sue me :P). Just how "spur of the moment" are you gonna be with these things X_x
I can just picture the ad for this... "...there should be at least one tie-on sex-doll apron in every emergency/earthquake preparation kit! Cuz you know, what else are you gonna do when stuck in a shelter for 3 weeks? /roll eyes.
Those crazy japs ;)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

"...there should be at least one tie-on sex-doll apron in every emergency/earthquake preparation kit! Cuz you know, what else are you gonna do when stuck in a shelter for 3 weeks?

*snickers* I could so see that.

[quasilemur.livejournal.com]

Well, amputee kink aside, with realistic love dolls, sometimes limbs are a problem. Being inanimate, they're even more awkward a dead weight than the limbs of an actual passed-out drunk girl. As such, this doll removes the annoying complication of arranging unwieldy limbs so that one can...

...

Yeah, how totally freaky. Totally.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snerks* Nice try. :P

[aelice.livejournal.com]

http://www.dekunoboo.com/mnguri.html

XD Well, that answers THAT problem of limbs getting in the way.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Holy cow, did you see this one? http://www.dekunoboo.com/setumei/before/images/bf-07s.jpg

Guess guys don't need to learn yoga anymore...

[kalin-nestar.livejournal.com]

What's with the amputee sex doll? Weird.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Totally. :P

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

I find it pretty sad when even I don't want to click on a link like your second one. I mean, goatse? Gigglefest. Lemonparty? Same. Amputee sex dolls? HELL NO NO WAY.

I grant thee +5 in brain breaking skills, Thistle.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers out loud at work* I know, I know. :D

[who-meh.livejournal.com]

*DIES and DIES and DIES* A hotel where you can rent rooms in by the hour? What the hell are they thinking? *falls down laughing* Oh my, this will be so much fun to play with. I can now try to drag every single person on LS into there, not to mention random hotties just standing around. *dies more* What in the world were they thinking?

Hmm they were thinking those rooms in Ru'Lude were getting too much traffic and the Duke didn't want his establishment to have the reputation as a 'make-out nest'. The real question is: Will you have to give your real name when you rent one out?

2) From [info]aelice's LJ: The most disturbing sex dolls ever~! Those would freak me out more than turn me on, though I suppose the dolls might work for people if their kink was partners with all their limbs cut off. (Not terribly NWS, but somewhat NWS. You see very small parts in very small pictures, but it's all on dolls, no real people.)

Hmm.. It seems to me that Japanese realize that quadruple amputees need loving too, so what better way to train those young individuals who want to pursue that higher calling.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hmm they were thinking those rooms in Ru'Lude were getting too much traffic and the Duke didn't want his establishment to have the reputation as a 'make-out nest'. The real question is: Will you have to give your real name when you rent one out?

*snickers* Other people have suggested that first part, too. And on the second: No! The first person who reserves the room gets a password, then anyone else who wants to go in needs only use the password! :P

Hmm.. It seems to me that Japanese realize that quadruple amputees need loving too, so what better way to train those young individuals who want to pursue that higher calling.

Hee. I call 'not it!'.

[sylf.livejournal.com]

I think the real reason for the hostel rooms is to have a social gathering kind of thing, kind of like when we have linkshell pictures - only people we allow will be able to get in.

That being said, I suppose if you want to rent a room and go at it with someone else, there's that option too.

And don't even think of inviting me, because if you give me a password I'm sending Tetrahydrofuran in my place. >D