Happy four year (and one week) anniversary!

[thistlechaser]

Darned it, I missed it this year. Well, happy four years (and a week) since I started playing FFXI! Sometimes I can't believe I'm still playing, but it sure doesn't feel like four years.

I guess FFXI has now become my longest running "obsession". PokeMUSH was maybe three years? Anime less than one. HP fandom was... maybe two years?

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I don't usually do memes, but this one amused me.

Dear snowcalico,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes with George Bush and his wife and I saw you carve your initials into my father.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Go burn,
Thistle

Ha ha ha, in filling this out, I realized we can find out everyone's underwear color!



Type your cut contents here. Do it like this:

Dear (the person who last commented on your journal),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,

-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
Italy - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Comments

[firebyrd.livejournal.com]

PokeMUSH was a lot longer than three years, especially if you consider the previous incarnations you worked and played on. :) It definitely wasn't your main focus the last few years, but you still devoted amazing amounts of time to it.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oooh, huh. My memory sure isn't improving with old age. :P

[firebyrd.livejournal.com]

Nope, but that shouldn't be a surprise given how your memory has always been. My time sense is bad, but I've noticed that yours is a lot worse. :)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, very true. If it's longer ago than yesterday, it all sort of blurs together. Sometimes even 'yesterday' is a challenge! :P

[nymphah.livejournal.com]

HP fandom was wonderful while it lasted. Good to finally know the ending though. :P

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I know there are lots of people still involved in it, but I've lost interest. Now and then I'll click on a link to fanart, but it does little for me anymore.

[hamburger.livejournal.com]

My sister is pretty hot. :|

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Darned tootin' she is!

:P

[abiona.livejournal.com]

Dear thistle_chaser, since it's your journal I'm the last person commenting on,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match.
I think I realized it the first of May, with George Bush and his wife, and I saw you drive out my avacado plant.

I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

In pain,
abiona

p.s. My avacado plant totally didn't deserve that kind of behavior!

p.p.s. I'd rather keep your left ear, but you'd have to give it to me first.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

eggplant-fetishism

You know, I could totally see that working. *snicker*

p.p.s. I'd rather keep your left ear, but you'd have to give it to me first.

No way, Jose! I need my ears for holding my glasses in place!

[firebyrd.livejournal.com]

No kidding. You'd totally link to eggplant fetishism stuff if you ever found it. ;)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*rolls* If I were at home instead of work, I'd totally go looking for some right now! :D

[iniadelphinae.livejournal.com]

Dear thistle_chaser,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I threw up with Paris Hilton and I saw you ignore the crazy monk. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.

I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory.

You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
iniadelphinae

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Martin. Hee!