I'm blind! Blind! (movies)

[thistlechaser]

What the hell, Disney? I thought the promo image for Beverly Hills Chihuahua was disturbing, but the trailer? Watch it here... if you dare...

It's way too early in the morning to be watching something like that... *scrubs eyes*

(Totally work safe, of course. Come on, it's a Disney movie!)

Comments

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

What...the...hell?

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

Oh George Lopez, how far you have fallen. Dude should be hiding his face in an iron mask for fifty years to hide such a shame of being associated with such crap.

[razyk.livejournal.com]

I... I... I am at a loss for words.

I can't even figure out who that movie may be targetted at.

I just... I can't picture the "Snarling Rat-Dog Lovers" demographic being that big.

Remember back when Disney still produced good stuff like 'Duck Tales' and 'Darkwing Duck'?

[naikitty.livejournal.com]

*just... headtilts* ... Buh? Why?! Chihuahuas are... pointless. And wtf could that song possibly be any worse? c.c Go sit in your Corner of Shame, Disney. ~_~

[barahir-ffxi.livejournal.com]

I saw the poster at the theater on Monday and just stared... I mean seriously "50% Warrior, 50% Lover, 100% Chihuahua" W - T - F ?!?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

"50% Warrior, 50% Lover, 100% Chihuahua"

Know how they always make porn titles that mock/play off the Disney titles? I can soooooo see what this one will be like. c.c

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Heehee, Corner of Shame! Can I sit there, too~?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I just... I can't picture the "Snarling Rat-Dog Lovers" demographic being that big.

Everyone who goes to see it will have a yappy little dog in their purse, I guess?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Not trying to be flip or offensive or anything, honest question: Was George Lopez ever good? The only exposure I've had to him was the The George Lopez Show, which is so bad it makes me twitch. Was he a stand up comic before that or something?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Right there with you...

[razyk.livejournal.com]

The sad part is, I can pretty easily imagine that the porn movie will be far better then this movie will be.

But what would the title be? "Beverly Holes Chihuahua"?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Heh! I was thinking something with 'doggy style' in it, but I like your idea a lot better. It's, um, "too bad"(...) that bestiality porn is illegal, otherwise it would be perfect for this. Chihuahua/women.... *twitches and dies*

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was a stand up comic way before he got into TV deals. Mind you, I've only seen a couple of his specials on TV, but from what I saw, they were both hilarious and incredibly introspective on Hispanic culture as a whole.

So, to answer your question, yes and yes. Try catching one of his specials on Comedy Central. Either you'll be offended or you'll start quoting his lines ('Mijo, tell your granma I gots a pain in my chess and I can't breef!')

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool beans then. I'll keep my eye open for one of the specials. His TV show annoys the hell out of me because it does the 'it's funny because he's dumb! A grown man doesn't know how to pronounce this word (because he's dumb, not language barriers)! He mixes up this word for that word!'. Dumb =/////= funny in my book; it's a sad thing, not something to laugh at.

[vorloxu.livejournal.com]

101 Dalmations and Air Bud had a child *shudder* Disney doesn't seem to remember how to make animated "classics" anymore, this computer animated stuff is trash. The closest thing they've made recently would be enchanted since that has some animation lol!

I don't even think my little sister would want to see this D:

p.s. I'm gonna add you to friends, since I often read this journal :P

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I really don't like the computer animation stuff either. I can't remember the last "real" animation movie they've done...