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1) Link found on [livejournal.com profile] soappuppy's LJ: Horrible personal ads from men, commented on by women. So very amusing! Example:

"My girlfriend wont let me give her oral so im looking for a girl to eat out between the ages of 18-25 im 6 and a half feet tall work wonders with my hands if you like a guy who goes to work and comes home with dirty and cut up hands im your guy! Sam"

Yeah, baby. All women want dirty, cut hands inside them!

2) This Greatest American Dog show is actually pretty cute, other than one thing... They keep using a song that was also in that Human Leather Puppies video (reminder: NWS), so it keeps making me think of how the show could be improved: Men and their "puppies" instead of people and their dogs. Same contests/games/living conditions, just use the leather puppies instead of the real dogs! Hee.

Date: 2008-07-11 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sethimothy.livejournal.com
Those personal ads are freakin' hilarious, true story.

Date: 2008-07-11 09:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-07-17 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplem.livejournal.com
Euuugh! That first one made me shield myself out of instinct.

'Cause we all know women love yeast infections and urinary tract HELL.

I think this one's my favorite, though:
"im a young burly sexy man looking for anything i can get in.im somewhat portly and unkempt but that is made up with a huge wanger.im also with my band so if your down with 3 dudes inside you at the same time we can make that happen.lets make this happen sexy hoes."

Suuure! One sec while I check up on my Hepatitis shots...

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