thistlechaser: (Staring blue cat)
I love reading food blogs. Cooking blogs, review blogs, anything food related. There's one I've been especially enjoying, he reviews lots of funky things from his local dollar store. Then I got to an entry about candy cigarettes. The post started with:

Candy cigarettes. The very concept gives bluenoses, anti-tobacco fanatics, and health nazis apoplectic convulsions of self-righteous rage and indignation. Back when I was a kid - before America decided to roll up its sleeves and get down to the serious business of turning its citizens into pussies - candy cigarettes were not only widely available, but were marketed using real cigarette brands and package art.

I... wait... what? None of his other posts have had this feel to it, at first I was sure it was a joke or a parody or something, but nope. Now suddenly reading his blog has a Rush Limbaughesque feel to it.

Yo parents! Stop raising pussies! Forget the candy cigarettes, give your kids real ones! This is AMERICA after all!

Edit: He also picked and ate mushrooms growing in his yard without knowing what they were. D: D: D: Do not do that, people! Even if you think you know what a mushroom is, there are many that look alike -- poisonous ones that look like safe ones!
thistlechaser: (Smiling Big Ham Burger)
When I posted last week about dudefoods.com wondering if it was real, I didn't expect much to come of it. Interesting comment-conversations at most. Turns out that Nick, the dude behind dudefoods, found me! (Fear the power of Google!) He made a video to prove he's real:



So, I take back my wondering if he's real (and if he could be that skinny with as much as he eats!). He's a real guy with a very cute dog. :D
thistlechaser: (Smiling Big Ham Burger)
When I posted last week about dudefoods.com wondering if it was real, I didn't expect much to come of it. Interesting comment-conversations at most. Turns out that Nick, the dude behind dudefoods, found me! (Fear the power of Google!) He made a video to prove he's real:



So, I take back my wondering if he's real (and if he could be that skinny with as much as he eats!). He's a real guy with a very cute dog. :D
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(I tried to post this yesterday, but work got busy and I never got it finished.)

I can't figure out if Dude Foods Blog is serious or a joke... but I'm afraid I'm leaning towards serious. It's all about the food this guy eats. Example:

"I stopped by on a recent Friday night to try their Big SOB Burger, which consists of four 1/3 pound fresh Black Angus patties, three different cheeses (with 12 slices of cheese in total), bacon, grilled onions and diced jalapenos along with fries on the side.

I actually thought the Big SOB would be a little more difficult to finish, but I really had no problem at all. I honestly think I could have eaten two of them. ... I even ate the rest of the chicken wings that my buddy Chris ordered but couldn't finish because he was too full to eat them all. Too full after eating his one patty burger..."

It's not like ThisIsWhyYou'reFat.com, the food isn't interesting, it doesn't ever tempt me to try it. (A burger? Sure! A burger that's well over a pound with a crapton of other stuff on it? No.)

Part of me thinks it must be a joke, that no person could eat the amount of food he does, but stomachs do stretch so if you eat a ton of food all the time you can keep eating that much... Still, the amount of food he listed in this post (not to mention so much beer), just seems impossible. He posts a picture of himself, and if it's to be believed, he's a skinny little guy.
thistlechaser: (Default)
(I tried to post this yesterday, but work got busy and I never got it finished.)

I can't figure out if Dude Foods Blog is serious or a joke... but I'm afraid I'm leaning towards serious. It's all about the food this guy eats. Example:

"I stopped by on a recent Friday night to try their Big SOB Burger, which consists of four 1/3 pound fresh Black Angus patties, three different cheeses (with 12 slices of cheese in total), bacon, grilled onions and diced jalapenos along with fries on the side.

I actually thought the Big SOB would be a little more difficult to finish, but I really had no problem at all. I honestly think I could have eaten two of them. ... I even ate the rest of the chicken wings that my buddy Chris ordered but couldn't finish because he was too full to eat them all. Too full after eating his one patty burger..."

It's not like ThisIsWhyYou'reFat.com, the food isn't interesting, it doesn't ever tempt me to try it. (A burger? Sure! A burger that's well over a pound with a crapton of other stuff on it? No.)

Part of me thinks it must be a joke, that no person could eat the amount of food he does, but stomachs do stretch so if you eat a ton of food all the time you can keep eating that much... Still, the amount of food he listed in this post (not to mention so much beer), just seems impossible. He posts a picture of himself, and if it's to be believed, he's a skinny little guy.

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