Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales

My daily Groupon email is for a "Vampire Face-Lift", which of course caught my eye. Is this a face lift to make you look like a vampire? Is it done by vampires?

I never did find the answers to my questions though, I got distracted by a second deal in the email:

Up to 83% Off Tutoring from Kims Academy

I had to check that one out. The Groupon page lead to the contact page of Kims Academy, which confirmed that it was not a Groupon typo, it is in fact "Kims" Academy.

The whole site is just so painfully bad. "Course Progression Scaled To Performing Grade Level Is Designed To Maximize" ...maximize what? Typos are scattered through the site, but worse is the grammar/English.

Look at the writing page, none of the sentences have periods! Arg!

I was tempted to email this person and point out all the errors, but decided against it. Let them stand as a warning to anyone who considers using Kims Academy.

Hey, local people who use Groupon (I know there are at least two or three of you!). If you're wondering if today's SJ Groupon ($15 for $30 of pizza/pasta at GuGu's Pizza & Pasta) is worth it, it is! This is the place I always order my pizza delivered from!

Edit: And to make this post more useful for non-locals... If you like Disney and/or you like food, disfood is a fun feed (...teehee, 'feed') to follow. It's all about the food offered at Disney World, Disneyland, the Disney cruise ships, etc.

disfood, so delicious.