Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales

Sorry for the IC post! Feel free to skip. :) I needed a place where I could write something longer than in-game mail would permit.

( An IC report. )

For everyone else, here's a line from the scene:

[Name] says: If you make another remark about the Horde being lower than the elves, I'm going to tear out your throat and dress the whole sea with your blood, then stuff the hole in your penis with dynamite and light it on fire...

"stuff the hole in your penis". How's that for an awkward insult!

Oh how I miss the West Wing. But the cast got together to make a PSA! It's so great to see the old faces again, and the music at the end! Such memories. :) The one small thing I didn't like was the joke at exactly a minute in, but that's a minor thing.

There seems to be no way to embed it, so you'll need to click: See it here!

( IC back here, a letter left for Aenstrian. )

The living are bad. The useful elf with the beads knew two songs. He would not sing the second. I would learn both. The first was a good song about a fish. Fish are useful. I catch them every day for the village and for Dog and Little Dog. Dragon eats fish, but Hip does not.

The elf was bad, but he belongs to a senior knight. If he were my elf, I would make him obey and sing both songs.

The living are stupid. He said he would not teach me the second song unless I knew the words for the first. I learned them all. I sang the fish song. He said words have souls. The living do not make sense. Words do not have souls. Words are words.

((Song from the scene: Big-Eyed Fish, by DMB.

Also, I forgot to post this one here, so it's later on DW than it was on LJ. Sorry!))