Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales

Okay, you little oranges, listen up! I'm tired of you going moldy just days after I buy you! Last week I bought you on Saturday and by Tuesday you all had mold. This week you made it to Wednesday. I bought from a different stall at the farmer's market this week, one that sold nothing but citrus, so I thought I'd get higher quality and you'd last!

Same thing with you, apples from the all-apple booth. What's with the mold! :| *shakes fist at*

Stupid fruit, I cannot eat you when you are moldy, and I buy you to eat. See the issue here?

Mandarin oranges are wonderful oranges -- you can eat them at the computer! They peel easy as pie and they're not messy at all. They're my new favorite fruit. I know apples can be stored in the fridge, but I didn't think citrus was supposed to be? How the heck do I keep them from getting moldy!

Are my fruit expectations just off? Is fruit not supposed to last more than a couple days? Am I unreasonable to want my non-refrigerated citrus and refrigerated apples to last a week?

When I got home from work, I found a long message on my answering machine. The same person who emailed me called me! No form "letter" this time, she knew and mentioned my issue, apologized many times, and repeated that she'd forward it along.

I was impressed! Good work, Heinz Frozen Food folks!

How... Why was I remembering Panda Express as being good Chinese food? All the time and effort I went through to reproduce one of their chicken dishes? I gave in and went to them tonight (even though I stopped going because they generally give me endless stomach issues), and man, that was the Worst Chinese Food Ever.

If it makes me sick on top of tasting horrible...

Edit: In response to the Hurt song by Cash that I posted earlier: This is too funny! Kermit the Frog sings Hurt. *dies* (Edit, again: Though, like the Cash version, in my opinion this is a lot better if you don't watch the video, just listen. I did not need to see Kermit giving someone a blow job!)