I should be asleep, but I don't want to go to bed

[thistlechaser]

I started reading this web comic a while back. The first few pages were interesting, then it turned bad. Really bad. I started following it for the "quality" of the dialog. This week's page takes the cake for a whole different reason.

WARNING: VERY VERY NOT WORK SAFE. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU ARE AT WORK. VERY GRAPHIC NWS IMAGES. We joke about bad armor a lot, how on female models it leaves the most important areas unprotected. This armor takes the cake! (Again, very very NWS.)

How exactly does that-- er those, stay on? Suction cups?

Also, I want to know what happened to the storyline in the first couple pages. Bait and switch! I though I was getting some kind of a Norse/werewolf comic, but instead it turned into a bad porn movie.

And now I shall go to bed, like a responsible adult. How could I be exhausted the entire day, then when bedtime comes it's suddenly 'AWAKE AWAKE I WANT TO STAY UP!'?

Comments

[prettyredeyes.livejournal.com]

Mass Effect.

That's the answer to all questions. Yep.

Space magic.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Space magic is what it would take!

[fealubryne.livejournal.com]

How could I be exhausted the entire day, then when bedtime comes it's suddenly 'AWAKE AWAKE I WANT TO STAY UP!'?

Ugh, I know that feeling ALL too well.

And, wow. That "armor" made me giggle. In fact, I think I'm going to go curl up in bed and read this webcomic now, it looks amusing (I don't think the author's intent is amusing, but...) and I am in serious need of a good laugh today.

You find the best stuff and I love you forever.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think the intent was to make Serious Porn Story, but it's just so amusing instead.

<3 !

[halogin.livejournal.com]

I couldn't do more than a couple of pages of that comic. It just looked kind of terrible. If I want to read webcomic fantasy porn, I'm gonna read oglaf.com since that's comedic fantasy porn, at least. X)

[wow-hazmat.livejournal.com]

Oglaf is /intelligent/ comedic fantasy porn, to boot! (And it's not always porn, either.)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yes, for sure! A whole different animal than Norse is.

[halogin.livejournal.com]

That too! :D

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Woo for oglaf! I love that comic.

And yeah, this is terrible. Sometimes I like reading terrible horrible things, just for the amusement of how bad it is.

[quasilemur.livejournal.com]

It's making me hungry for cock...more specifically, your cock!

How is this not a parody?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I know! And the part about the "I should be scared, but instead I want your cock!"? How many times has that same thing been used in the worst RP?

I love things like this. So horribly bad that it has gone around the bend and become good. I feel a little bad for the writer, since I'm sure he wants this to be taken seriously, but it's just so so so amusingly bad.