Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales

I started reading this web comic a while back. The first few pages were interesting, then it turned bad. Really bad. I started following it for the "quality" of the dialog. This week's page takes the cake for a whole different reason.

WARNING: VERY VERY NOT WORK SAFE. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU ARE AT WORK. VERY GRAPHIC NWS IMAGES. We joke about bad armor a lot, how on female models it leaves the most important areas unprotected. This armor takes the cake! (Again, very very NWS.)

How exactly does that-- er those, stay on? Suction cups?

Also, I want to know what happened to the storyline in the first couple pages. Bait and switch! I though I was getting some kind of a Norse/werewolf comic, but instead it turned into a bad porn movie.

And now I shall go to bed, like a responsible adult. How could I be exhausted the entire day, then when bedtime comes it's suddenly 'AWAKE AWAKE I WANT TO STAY UP!'?

How much would you pay for Hannah Montana's cherry? Sweet, red, juicy cherry? Now, how much would you pay if you could have it over, and over, and over again?

*snickersnort*

Poor girl needs to rethink what she puts her image on...

Edit: Bonus link! Fast food place runs out of chicken, "Peoples have kids dat dey tryin' to feed!"