Less awkward, more WTF / Swimming / Avengers and Iron Man movies

[thistlechaser]

Three things make a post!

1) Awkward Stock Photo, akwardstock, continues to amuse horrify. At least this image is free to use?



2) Swimming depresses me for a small reason: Usually I'd love a summer like this: Temperatures in the low 70 with a cool breeze. That's great for everything... except swimming in an outdoor pool.

It's still leaving me exhausted. I spend the couple hours between it ending and bedtime staring blankly at the TV. zzz I need to do a few more checks, but it seems to be doing really good things for my blood sugar though, so YAY.

3) While looking around online for something totally legal and innocent, I stumbled upon something interesting. Iron Man XXX and The Avengers XXX movies. Two porn parodies! I have the next couple days off, so I'm intending to watch them and post reviews. The Iron Man one stars Dale DaBone -- that name tickles me endlessly.

Here's the trailer for the Iron Man XXX one. Surprisingly it's work safe (except two spoken curses).

The Avengers XXX trailer is funnier and even more safe for work (no cursing that I noticed). I snickered at the Hawkeye abuse!

Comments

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha these are awesome!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Aren't they? I'm looking forward to watching them. Hopefully they'll be amusing!

[changeling72.livejournal.com]

It looks like the model in the photo is covered in shit...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah... so gross!

[kelen.livejournal.com]

The model looks so uncomfortable, but is clearly trying to smile. ;)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Could you imagine? Trying to smile while that gloopy stuff is running down your face? Haha.

[pure-trance.livejournal.com]

It looks like she is trying not to cry, can't blame her.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I didn't know they had an Iron Man one! I have both the Avengers and Thor ones; they're kinda fun!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I think it just came out in May. I'm glad to hear they're okay! I suspect the trailer is slightly misleading -- it's likely mostly sex and little plot, as opposed to the trailer's all plot and no sex.