If you don't like one, you might like the other?

[thistlechaser]

In South Korea, "go eat a toffee" means the same thing as "screw you". Really, I'm not making that up. The South Korean football team got pelted with toffee candies when they arrived back in their country. I really can't see how that's some kind of punishment.

Mmmm toffee.

Not in the mood for candy? How about real life tentacle porn? You can get it for starting at the low low low price of $50!



A site called Bad Dragon is offering sex toys like these, in all sorts of shapes, colors, and firmness:



They commissioned fanart of it in use, to help sell the product. Linked because it's big.



Have a good holiday, all!

Comments

[peppygrowlithe.livejournal.com]

I know of several non-furries who think Bad Dragon is the absolute bomb.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Interesting! I poked around the site last night, but it seemed pretty darned furrycentric. I guess anyone can like a colorful, oddly shaped toy!

[socksofjello.livejournal.com]

Bad Dragon has an...interesting menagerie of products. This one's my favorite by concept alone.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ha! I like the color of that one. The oddest/wackiest one I saw was a fake dolphin vagina...

[twissie.livejournal.com]

Hahhahaha wow, that toy.

I kind of want one.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I'd love to keep it on the shelf or something, instead of using it. They're kind of pretty!

[twissie.livejournal.com]

I agree!

The small purple one has to be based on DotT's Purple. ...

I can't figure out if it's an anal toy or not, though. .... even though the illustration sure seems to suggest that it is. 8D

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it doesn't really look like an anal toy, so the illustration confused me as well. Well, I suppose anything can be an anal toy? :P

[loup_noir]

Love their patriot sale today.

Well, yet another corner of the 'net I never knew about.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Haha nothing says YAY AMERICA like an animal penis-shaped sex toy?

[tea-blossom.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that "go eat toffee" means "screw you." Thanks for the random fact!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Welcome! :)

[diello.livejournal.com]

These are great! Reminds me of Necronomicox (back when it was more than just one or two designs).

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*googles Necronomicox* Haha those are great/horrible. Love the zombie one.

[diello.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! The zombie one is my favourite, too!

[wildrose.livejournal.com]

I think these cultural differences are so interesting! There is so much you can screw up on or that can become seriously awkward if you don't know what something means in another country :)

LOL at the tentacle dildos. To each their own, I guess ;)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Imagine if you brought a host toffee candies by mistake!

[adam-0oo.livejournal.com]

I had some lj friends who bought a thing or two from them, never got a review though...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh man, they totally need to post reviews! That'd be so amusing to read.

[adam-0oo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is one of those things that make me happy to be living in the future, you know? If you have some kink and want to express it, people are writing stories about it and you can buy a sex toy to use too!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yep! It's a wonderful time, a man can love animal, vegetable, or mineral and there's an online group out there that would welcome him.

[marzipan.livejournal.com]

I found Bad Dragon a while ago when looking up tentacle stuff. I like tentacles just as friends (cephalopods are my favourite) but these are so awesome looking. Bad Dragon have some really interesting stuff.

Huh, interesting about the toffee thing... I read a few weeks ago that in the southern states of the US some people say "bless your heart" which essentially means "fuck you". I like that one a lot :)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hadn't heard the bless your heart/fuck you thing! I thought it was a nice, positive thing to say to something, ha.

Aren't they great looking? I wouldn't mind having one to display on a shelf or something.

[marzipan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's why I was looking at tentacles :)

I did find these awesome candle holders:

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! Those are totally awesome! I'd love to see them in use on a ship.

[orangerful.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL well, isn't that special? I think it's the day-glo colors that really make them top notch. They look like they must glow in the dark?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh god! That'd make them perfect if they did!

[socksofjello.livejournal.com]

You'd never be in danger of losing them where the sun don't shine!

[bacchuslives.livejournal.com]

Interesting sex toys. I can see some serious gag gift potential!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Haha for sure!

[randomposting.livejournal.com]

Toffee is never a punishment. Some of those tentacles look like they might rub the wrong way though. ;)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Feel free to throw toffee at me anytime. :P

And agreed!

[randomposting.livejournal.com]

Same! Even unwrapped, I might risk it. Toffee is delightful. Taffy too, for that matter!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Agreed! I'd hope it's wrapped, but I'm sure I could catch plenty of unwrapped ones before they hit the ground.

[bacchuslives.livejournal.com]

But I like toffee :/

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Then go make people in South Korea mad at you! :D

[mousewings.livejournal.com]

I'd rather have toffees thrown at me than a pie in the face (which has happened a few times in Canada).

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I do like pie, but getting one in the face would not be my preferred delivery system!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Seriously! All punishment should include candy. Get fired at work? They give you one of those four foot tall chocolate Easter bunnies!

[spike7451.livejournal.com]

Toffee would be no punishment at all, especially Werther's toffees. YUM!

I think those toys would look good on my mantelpiece. LOL!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Agreed, to both!