Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales

In South Korea, "go eat a toffee" means the same thing as "screw you". Really, I'm not making that up. The South Korean football team got pelted with toffee candies when they arrived back in their country. I really can't see how that's some kind of punishment.

Mmmm toffee.

Not in the mood for candy? How about real life tentacle porn? You can get it for starting at the low low low price of $50!

( Details, links, and images back here. NWS! )

Have a good holiday, all!

Blame Credit for all the good stuff in this post goes to fealubryne. Ahh, I trained her well. ;)

Embedding videos shows a frame from the middle of the clip, which in this case is NWS. So you'll just have to click. NWS but so very, very funny! Horrible, but funny. I died. I keep dying!

The second video is at least as funny as the first, but is work safe. Bears. Bears. Can't stop laughing. Plus I really love bears.

...I don't think I'll ever get the rest of this post done, I can't stop watching those two videos. So let's do the short version!

Cooking: I thought skinnier green beans would be better for roasting (I thought they'd get crispier), but I think they're worse. I keep burning the heck out of them. Tonight's batch ended up black, every single one of them. So, alas, plain old chicken by itself for dinner. Blah. (But I used a bottled marinade and it came out much better than usual.)

And speaking of "better than usual", I don't know what happened. The stars aligned, the gods smiled down upon me, but something happened and suddenly RP was good again. A good pre-arranged scene with a new person, and good random RP before that. I have no idea what changed, but yay!

And lastly, ( spoiler's for this week's Homeland )

RP! And bears! And fictional maybe-terrorists! Yay!

Edit: DK tier 13 is finally up.

Last night I found an adult image I really liked. Naked woman, no bits shown but still NWS. It seemed a perfect fit for this comm I follow, no_standart_ero (non-standard erotica). Only thing is, the comm is Russian, and I don't speak a word of the language. Still, I posted it because I've enjoyed the other pictures posted there, so I wanted to give back.

I think people liked it? Running the comments through an online translator, I got... odd results. (In case you can't look at the image, there's a rock blocking parts of her.)

Comments:
student's record. just want to rock with the right to remove)

brr))) sand)

ofigenno) (No clue what this one was supposed to be, guess the translator didn't either.)

Zuko likes girls! Who'd of thunk it! :P master_zuko wrote:

A pretty:)
no stone would be:)