Dear vs Bear: Bollywood meets bad Syfy movies.

[thistlechaser]

This is the movie I never knew I needed to see:

An Indian soccer team, trapped in the woods, attacked by (horrible, horrible digital) bears. They fight them off with soccer balls. I just wish there were more dancing in this trailer! I can picture the team dancing with the bears all around them.

I have to see if I can get my hands on a copy of the whole movie.

Comments

[changeling72.livejournal.com]

Dear God! Where do you find this stuff? And who makes it?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I can answer that second question: India! ;) For the first, I just seem to stumble on them.

[diello.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I used to do podcasts where we'd review the shittiest movies, and this would be tops! Did you see that RV flip onto the rocks? Nothing moves that fast and doesn't bounce! These guys are taking the piss!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I know! This movie would be so bad that it would be great. The bears are so amusingly bad! And I have to remember that kicking a soccer ball is effective defense when attacked by a pack of them...

[ani-mama.livejournal.com]

That was awesome! XD XD XD

By the way, black bears are usually not aggressive...do they have black bears like that in India? We have them in the back yard fairly often.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

If they ever threaten anyone, be sure to have some soccer balls on hand so you can kick them at them!

Apparently India has three native species of bears: Himalayan Black Bear, The Brown Bear and The Sloth Bear. So I suppose the movie's choice of bears is accurate... at least in color. Maybe bears get more aggressive when in packs? :P Though I suspect the plot of the movie involves scientists making monster bears or something; I can't understand the dialogue, but I got that feeling from watching it.

[ani-mama.livejournal.com]

Now I have to stock up on soccer balls!

[quistie.livejournal.com]

There is no way this is a real movie. Sure, the nonsensical title is so ridiculously bad it is hard to imagine that real human beings thought of it and considered it a good idea, but that's just a clever ruse. The digital bears are dead giveaway. In this day and age, don't you have to pay more to to get results this bad? It's almost like somebody said "Hey, let's spend *more* money so that the digital bears would look like something straight out of the late 80s."

There is just no way this is real. There is just no way...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Just wait for Dear Vs Bear 2: The Bearening, that will prove this is real. :D

I'm with you though, I bet they had to pay more for bears that bad! I love it!

[orangerful.livejournal.com]

omg. Someone get Rifftrax on the phone.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ha! That'd be perfect.

[adam-0oo.livejournal.com]

Aw man, your description made it sound like Shaolin Soccer but the trailer is mostly reaction shots and TERRIBLE green screen stuff!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

No, nothing like Shaolin Soccer, sorry! But the terrible is what's best about it! :D