Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day...

Who doesn't like a little sausage news to perk up an afternoon?

Penis pancakes are a real thing! I wouldn't call this NWS (it's a pancake), but I'm linking instead of displaying the image just in case.

Alas, this product is only available in Taiwan FOR NOW. But who couldn't see this sight walking down any street in America? (Somewhat more NWS, but still... pancakes. A woman eating a pancake. A pancake shaped like a penis... Okay, maybe it's somewhat NWS.)

I'm surprised there's no picture of one of these with syrup dribbling down it...