In an effort to not go a week without posting: Attempt 2

I wrote one of these posts up already, but it was too bitchy and whiny and blah, so I marked it private and I'm going to try again:

The Last Ship is a TV show currently running on the TNT channel here in the US. In it some sort of super flu broke out and killed ~90% of the world's population. This Navy ship has a small healthy crew and one doctor who is trying to find the cure. Just the kind of story I like!

Except it's not. There's so much wrong with the show, so much I shouldn't like, so much that makes no sense, yet still I'm loving it.

There are little things wrong with it: The crew caught wild monkeys for the doctor to use in testing. When she stuck her hand in the cage to give them an injection into their bellies, they just sat there and looked at her, no reactions at all. Wild monkeys. Wild monkeys who see the other monkeys in the cages around them dying a bloody death.

And big things: So this crew is the only(?) chance of saving the world. They went into the jungle to get the monkeys, found a dictator, so instead of just taking the monkeys and going, the big, muscular, all-blonde Americans instead went into battle (automatic weapons, traps, violent battle) with the dark haired, dark skinned bad guy. Yes, please risk the fate of the entire world so you can save the 100 people he's abusing. Way to prioritize, guys.

The whole thing is so RAH RAH AMERICA! GO MILITARY!. All the good guys are giant muscular blond men. The woman doctor is of course beautiful. It's everything I dislike, but somehow I like it a lot. I can't explain it.

Kaiju: A Love Story

A kaiju is a Japanese monster. One was in Godzilla, they were the bad guys in Pacific Rim, etc.

Who knew they'd be the stars of erotic books, too? Welcome to #4 in a series of wacky erotic books: Japanese monsters.

Supernatural
Dinosaurs
Were-animals



Four more of them behind the cut. Mildly NWS (they're covers of books on Amazon, so can't be that bad NWS).

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From Kaiju Seduction, which is the first of a multibook series:

Ro Talon is a Kaiju pilot. Along with her 250 foot tall kaiju, Zulla, they must work together to bring down rogue kaiju. Their abilities go beyond normal combat for they are trained to fight with a different set of weapons. They fight with the skills of seduction for no kaiju can resist their temptation.

That author also wrote a book titled Moo Girls, in which a girl named Mu loves a cow and wants to become one.

Man, what a dark path these books are. There's a whole woman-cow thing on Amazon. His Human Cow: A Human Dairy Cow Story, for example. You can pay $3 on Amazon or download countless stories for free in various places online.

I don't know whether to hate these "authors" for selling short, horribly written stories for $3 when you can find plenty online for free, or admire them for making money off stupid people.