Ficcky fic fics

[thistlechaser]

This is becoming a habit, isn't it? Well, here we go again! Tonight is an (almost) all-relationship night for bad/funny/scary summaries.

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Fred and George set Percy up on a date...with guess who. *Percy/Oliver slash!*
Um... uh... could it be with... Oliver?

Crazy bow-chicka-bow-bow making out ensues.

Cho/Giant Squid

A summer spent with the Weasley's and Hermione at the Order's new headquarters proves very interesting, as Harry meets Fred's new girlfriend, an American girl Lupin pulled out of the sea

Harry Potter/Hanson crossover - a Muggle is brought into the magical world to help in the battle against Lord Voldemort.

And a couple bonus non-relationship ones:

A woman is released from a juvenile prison after serving a four year sentence. She arrives at Hogwarts to complete the final year of her education.

YOU ARE NOW READING THE SUMMARY OF A PARODY STORY WHICH IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME EVER.

Comments

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I didn't read it, but I'd think maybe so, yeah.

[puella-deville.livejournal.com]

isiscolo's summary is pretty dead-on, though I'd like to think that GS is more complex a character than that. The image of underwater dancing, though sadly underdeveloped, was nonetheless full of poignant potential. Then the author had to go and force a Hooters song parallel onto it :P.