Delee made me lie! (PokeMUSH)
Mar. 14th, 2009 11:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaserOne more post, but just because Delee found old logs! Logs of the first story all new staffers got to hear!
I had thought I was mentally exaggerating when I said that Falice wanted to have sex with a whole Growlithe pack, not just one. But nope!
[Steelie's "initiation".]
Thistle-Chaser thinks it's story time.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Steelie has been itching to hear the whole, uncut Wendy tail."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Tail, tale, both fit."
Hyper says, "Oh, boy! I can't wait!"
Shadow hops into bed.
Delee runs downstairs to her den, snatches her tassel-pillow, then runs up again, circling three times before bedding down.
Thistle-Chaser pokes Steelie. Don't you idle, this is for you!
Steelie turns away from his Java project. "Ye might as well start, I have to grab some cherry Pepsi...
Steelie says, "And some more quotes."
Momma Mandrake puts the children to bed early. Some things they shouldn't hear.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Long, long time ago, on a MUSH unfortunately not very far away, a player apped for a supermodel character. Takashi was still checking apps at that point, and he approved her. In truth, there was little reason not to. As I or Hyper could tell you, sometimes an app seems normal and passable, it gives you no reason to think the person who wrote it is some insane pencil-fucker."
Shadow grins at Momma Mandrake as he's put to bed.
Hyper says, "Totally!"
Even Shadow seemed normal, for instance.
Thistle-Chaser says, "So Falice the supermodel made her rounds around the MUSH. She really didn't RP much that we could tell, and she didn't puppet hunt. We scratched our heads, but this condition isn't unknown, so we ignored it. Then we started noticing that she only visited male characters. Then she went to see Shell. Shell, for those playing at home, is my clerk character. He's also like 70. He's a bastard, too. Mean, nasty, unfriendly. And married. None of this stopped our Falice! She hit on poor Mr. Shell, to the point of taking her shirt off for him. No, she was not wearing a bra."
Steelie remembers hearing that part...
[We had an active guest, so Thistle left the Guest channel, just in case.]
Thistle-Chaser oos as she finds something. This telling will have a special surprise!
Steelie snickers. "Wouldn't wanna mav something like this..."
Delee grins.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Falice, in her crowning glory. http://www.geocities.com/fallontauris/image/Falice.jpg She had the URL in her desc, drawn by "her boyfriend on another MU*"."
Hyper says, "A visual storybook! Ahmayzin'!"
Thistle-Chaser says, "You folks are the first people hearing the tale and getting the URL."
Shadow says, "Save the URL for me for when I'm not at work?"
Thistle-Chaser sends it, though it is work-safe. So where was I. She hit on Shell, and Shell told her to go to hell. What would you know, but she did!
Hyper says, "Holy cow. Are those bowling balls in her shirt?"
Delee blinks at the pic. "Yeowch. That's gotta be hard on the back..."
Steelie snickers. "I'll grant that the art is decent... but -damn-."
Shadow looks. "Ow. My eyes..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "She met up with Arlim, and finally found someone who not only would fuck her, but would do whatever else she wanted, too! | Arlim watches with a puzzled look as the maid sucks on the Growlithe's cock. "And this happens EVERY night?" He unthinkingly strokes one of Falice's nipples, with a circular motion. "How odd..." / Falice squirms alittle as she eyes him and smiles as he touches her through her shirt. "Yeah... fun to watch huh? Some times it brings its' friends. You know... I lost my virginity to that growlithe's pack..." She giggles. Wendy continues to moan, clossing her eyes as the growlithe pulls away, letting the maid flick her tongue against the pup's dick. / Arlim lifts an eyebrow. "Really? So I'm guessing that you've done it with other human men, too? It's not like I really care or anything, just kinda curious." His hand moves down from her breast down to her upper thigh. He grins as he watches the maid wiggle her tongue around. "I guess she kind of likes it when he goes out of control...""
Steelie blinks. Even more quickly. "That's... um..."
Delee raises her eyebrows. "..Pup?"
Hyper says, "Back when I first joined the staff, I was 100% innocent. This story gave me nightmares for weeks."
Thistle-Chaser had Thrasher as an alt at that time, and he was another male Falice tried to hit on. He was in prison for weeks, and I had nothing to do, so sometimes I talked to her by page. One night she said she had to stop talking. Why? She paged that she had a guy in her IC apartment and they were having sex and a Growlithe was involved. Thistle almost fell out of her chair! Everyone probably knows this, but a staffer can go "dark" (no player can see it). I sent Mom dark and into their room. I confirmed that the door leading in was unlocked, which means they were breaking our rule. | Falice smiles and tilts her head up and calls to Wendy. "Dearie, go fuck in your room... I want some personal time with the magician here.... unless..." Looking down she brushes Arlim's hair and winks. "You'd like to have 2 women being your slave tonight...?" Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style. / Arlim grins. "I only have one dick, you know, but I guess it'd be okay." His hands slide from Falice's ass to the front of her pants, where he tries to take them off.
Thistle-Chaser went undark and cleared her throat. Arlim at least apologized, but Falice stayed silent. I told them if they ever, ever did it again, they'd be off the MUSH.
Shadow almost wishes Grayson had been around at the time. "It's bad enough Ileah trying to hit on my poor old character, without someone like Falice at it..."
Steelie snickers. "Bet they were shitting bricks at that point..."
Delee grins and nods in agreement with Steelie. "I'da loved to have seen their faces when you showed yourself, Top Cat."
Shadow grins.
Thistle-Chaser says, "So over the next couple of nights, they acted oddly. Logging on and right off, lingering a little longer if only one staffer was on. One night, after the last staffer logged off, I set the whole MUSH to log. (Back then I didn't have the suspect-logging set up like I do now.) They stayed on as soon as no staffers were on. | Falice tilts her head back as she smiles lightly and closses her eyes. Leaning against him, she enjoys his touch. "It's up to you... if you want, you can get a video cam and your pokemon to play with me to..." A naughty girl isn't she? Her wet skin makes her body more sleek and shiney under the light. / Arlim grins a bit. "My Squirtle is down at the PokeMart, keeping my Pikachu company. Choochoo isn't too crazy about the new place. However, the camera, I can do..." He kisses her passionately, then dashes to the closet. He pulls out a video camera, and puts a fresh tape in, and sets it to record. "There we go... Now..." He puts the camera on the coffee table, and pushes it to the wall, so the camera captures all the events that happen in the room. He then approaches her and holds her tightly against himself. "Where shall we begin?""
Shadow has heard of Candid Camera, but this is ridiculous... ;)
Delee blehs. "At least he had the decency to leave his pokemon out of it."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Unfortunately for me, who had to read the log, they talked OOCly as well. | (Falice) +ooc :mms and remembers giving a guy a blowjob irl. First time. Truth or dare. :] / (Arlim) +ooc Lucky guy. ;) / (Falice) +ooc Oh... it went down my throat, and when he came, I moved away and let him cover my face... we were both happy..."
Shadow shudders...
Steelie says, "Hehheh... That's pretty sad."
Hyper never (fortunately) has seen any quotes from -this- TS.
Thistle-Chaser | (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Well you can tell me how hard you are and how long :] / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Be honest now. *Licks her lips* / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc VERY hard, and 6 1/2" long. No lie. / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Mmm... tastey monster. / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc :grins and giggles. "I dunno why I was denied that 1/2 inch, though." :P
[Deleted Scene!
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I'm not quite fluent with the term "consensual RP"?"
[Help Staff] Steelie snickers. "If there was ever a time for a comment from +guest, it was -right there-."]
Thistle-Chaser says, "So anyway, back to the story. You all know the ending. I newpassworded them both, and emailed them both never to return. Falice didn't as far as I know. Arlem, as everyone knows, tried to sneak back on a number of times. His mother was sent a clip of the log, of him asking if he could have sex with the Growlithe pack as well. Mom told his therapist what he was doing on the ungodly Internet, and he's never returned."
Thistle-Chaser will leave you with a final pose: Falice smiles as she sees his eyes watch her chest and entertains him alittle more with jogging in place then hops into bed, her cheek rubbing against his hard on as if it were a gift from a king. "Mmm... thankyou... because from now on... I'm your slave for life... even if your pokemon need to dump their load, I'm their slaves as well..." As she sucks on his testicles, she runs her wet tongue up and down his length, stroking it with her hand...
Shadow shudders again.
Thistle-Chaser forces Shadow to watch as Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style.
Steelie says, "Thus, giving the story a happy ending! Or... oh... I'll say it again. Damn."
Delee hics, brings a paw to her mouth, then slinks to the bathroom. Urp.
Thistle-Chaser says, "And so see, now we can laugh over it and have macros and such, but at the time I was in a rage."
Thistle-Chaser bends Hyper over for the Growlithe, and orders Wendy the Maid to withold the lube.
Shadow shudders again.
Hyper acks, and straightens himself.
Momma Mandrake says, "And the moral of the story is, do not taunt happy fun Thistle."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Oh, I forgot about that part..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "They paged back and forth, commenting on having to wait till the staff was all gone, and how they had fooled everyone and stuff. That really annoyed me."
Momma Mandrake nods. He was there at the time, and as he recalls it, you would have only given them strike #2 if they hadn't been so smug about getting away with something.
Steelie says, "That's a low blow. One of many, apparently..."
Delee nodnods.
Thistle-Chaser says, "It was a bad situation, but I would kick them off at the second strike if it happened again now. They showed no signs of remorse, and would have just done it again."
Steelie snickers. "Plenty of interesting things in the MUSH's history. Too bad I don't have as many anecdotes from my IRC days..."
Momma Mandrake pats the Cloyster.
Steelie says, "One day, stories will be told of a nerd who was hit on by a Jynx, was trained by a Drowzee, and who breastfed a Kangaskhan... until then..."
Shadow grins. "You mean you didn't know?" :)
Steelie blinks. "Didn't know what?"
Shadow looks innocent. "Nothing..."
[Chia's "initiation".]
Thistle-Chaser says "Sly so needs a female Growlithe. And shut up!"
Hyper says "... How come nobody's went "GroooOOOOOolithe!" yet?"
Thistle-Chaser doooOOOoooms?
Carak grins.
Hyper says "I mean, come on! Who are you, and what have you done with PokeMUSH's staff? ;)"
Thistle-Chaser humps Hyper!
Hyper says "Oh, okay."
Carak |@name Dana=Falice
Thistle-Chaser snickers.
Chia blinks.
Hyper says "No, no. The Growlithe is female, so she has to be Arlim. He said he wants to 'practice' on them, after all. (Friggin' cheesy line...)"
Thistle-Chaser says "The Story, Chia. ;)"
Chia args! "Tell me, already! Hyper is here!"
Carak laughs.
Carak says "Ooo! Ooo! Storytime!"
Thistle-Chaser says "Over the channel, even though Shadow will be sad about missing it."
Hyper gets out the popcorn...
Carak curls up around the Oddishes pot, to gently warm him. As opposed to burning him alive.
Thistle-Chaser plops down. So, everyone ready for a story?
Chia curls up with a pillow and Coke. Story! Finally!
Delee drags her cushion in from the den, then curls up atop it. Ready!
Thistle-Chaser's going to do it differently this time, because I've told it too often.
Carak says, "Yay!"
Hyper gets out the nachos with fake cold cheese that cost $5.50! He's ready!
Thistle-Chaser says, "We will start out with a quote from a RP log: Arlim watches with a puzzled look as the maid sucks on the Growlithe's cock. "And this happens EVERY night?" He unthinkingly strokes one of Falice's nipples, with a circular motion."
Carak wags her tail.
Hyper says, "Turned on yet?"
Chia giggles. An actual RP log? Yikes.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Long, long ago on a MUSH not too far away, there was a character named Falice. She was a "model". One of our long-gone wizards approved her with a Growlithe and a pair of DDD boobs."
Thistle-Chaser says, "She wanted a man and she wanted one bad. So bad that the details didn't matter at all! Old, young, rich poor... she went after 10 year olds as well as my 65+ year old clerk at the time. She took off her shirt in front of the poor old man, even after he yelled at her."
Thistle-Chaser says, "This was to come into play later, her hitting on anyone with a waggle between his legs."
Hyper shifts uncomfortably and puts his flippers down there.
Delee snickers at Hyper.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Finally she found Arlim, who was looking for sex as well. Wasn't it handy that perfect-looking sexpot Falice encountered him? The two met in rooms and such, and if not for her hitting on other men /while fucking Arlim/, the two might still be here on the MUSH terrorizing Growlithe to this day."
Hyper also shoves Peppy into the closet.
One-Eyed Mandrake doesn't want to hear about Peppy in the closet.
Thistle-Chaser had an alt named Thrasher at that time. Rocket turncoat, in love with a PFer. For lord knows what reason, a lot of women liked him. Falice was one of them. (And Peppy is in the closet, yes. One day he'll come out of it though!)
Chia giggles lots and stops drinking her soda.
Hyper would roll his eyes and yet again say he's not gay, but, well, Thistle's telling stories.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Falice was flirting with Thrasher by page, then invited him to come RP. I said no way, no how. She said something like 'Oh, good! We're kind of busy right now anyway. We're fucking Growlithes!'. Imagine my surprise."
Carak thinks it would be advantageous to be gay, during this particular story.
Hyper says, "Hey... that's true..."
Delee raises an eyebrow. Yikes!
Thistle-Chaser says, "Wizards can "go dark", which means that players cannot see them. I had Mom go dark and send her into the room they were in. The first pose I saw: Falice smiles as she turns over on the couch, not noticing him scoot closser. She watches the maid get pined down. "Yeah..." As the growlithe pants and gives a bark, it straddles the woman's head, letting the maid suck the pup."
Carak covers her snout with her paws.
Chia covers her beak with her wings.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Now, mind you, TS is not against the rules on this MUSH, but TSing in an unlocked room (one anyone can walk into) is. I checked their room. Unlocked. I stayed for a couple more poses, to make sure this wasn't a joke or something. | Falice squirms alittle as she eyes him and smiles as he touches her through her shirt. "Yeah... fun to watch huh? Some times it brings its' friends. You know... I lost my virginity to that growlithe's pack..." She giggles. Wendy continues to moan, clossing her eyes as the growlithe pulls away, letting the maid flick her tongue against the pup's dick."
Hyper covers his happy parts with his flippers again.
Thistle-Chaser | Falice smiles and turns her head to Arlim. "Somtimes... not often though..." Mmms and scoots against him, then pins him down against the couch, her large breasts against his face through the thin tank top. "Had fun last time mister magician?" As Wendy is pined down, her face becomes the target as the growlithe macks onto her face, white cream everywhere.
Thistle-Chaser | Falice smiles and tilts her head up and calls to Wendy. "Dearie, go fuck in your room... I want some personal time with the magician here.... unless..." Looking down she brushes Arlim's hair and winks. "You'd like to have 2 women being your slave tonight...?" Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style. / Arlim grins. "I only have one dick, you know, but I guess it'd be okay." His hands slide from Falice's ass to the front of her pants, where he tries to take them off.
Hyper says, "Show her the cheesy line!"
Thistle-Chaser says, "So, anyway. I went undark and cleared my throat. He at least acted a little embarrassed, she was silent and/or annoyed. Though we have a policy of three strikes and you're out (off the MUSH), this was bad enough that I told them if they did it once more they'd be gone. | Falice mms and smiles, letting him do so but she gets off him, leaving him on the couch. Walking over to Wendy, she kneels down and licks cum off the maid's face. "Yeah... one dick... hmm... Wendy... take the growlithe outside... I'm sure you'll have plenty of playmates in the forest..." Moaning and nodding, Wendy rips away from the pup and picks it up, leaving the apartment. Turning around, Falice licks her lips and says. "She'll be back... how about we get you up and going first?""
Thistle-Chaser says, "Both logged off. And so ended log 1. Over the next few nights I watched them log on and off for a moment or two each time. I figured they were waiting for no staffers to be on."
Thistle-Chaser can set the whole MUSH to log, so that everything typed is captured. (Now we have a better way, but the code was older then.) I set it up to log and logged off. The two stayed logged on this time.
Chia grins and can't wait to hear this...
Thistle-Chaser says, "The format of this log is different because the MUSH logged it, not me. | Cmd: p falice=Oooo... The wizzes are gone..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "The two played for a time. | (Falice) Cmd: :'s nipples poke out from the cloth due to the cold rain and wind. As she smiles and nods, she helps him and pulls the shirt of swiftly, causing her breasts to bounce freely for a moment. Without hesitation, she removes her cutoff jeans, showing she didn't wear panties at all. As she nods to him she winks at him. "Hope you don't mind that I'm the house warming gift. So I'm here to serve you... all night long..." As she licks her lips slyly she points a small tattoo on her rear that reads, boy toy."
Thistle-Chaser says, "She tried to get /other/ pokemon involved. | (Falice) Cmd: :tilts her head back as she smiles lightly and closses her eyes. Leaning against him, she enjoys his touch. "It's up to you... if you want, you can get a video cam and your pokemon to play with me to..." A naughty girl isn't she? Her wet skin makes her body more sleek and shiney under the light. / (Arlim) Cmd: :grins a bit. "My Squirtle is down at the PokeMart, keeping my Pikachu company. Choochoo isn't too crazy about the new place. However, the camera, I can do..." He kisses her passionately, then dashes to the closet. He pulls out a video camera, and puts a fresh tape in, and sets it to record. "There we go... Now..." He puts the camera on the coffee table, and pushes it to the wall, so the camera captures all the events that happen in the room. He then approaches her and holds her tightly against himself. "Where shall we begin?""
Hyper says, "He is so cheesy. Gods above."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Poetic poses, no? | (Arlim) Cmd: :removes his pants, shoes, socks, and boxers pretty quickly, tossing them aside. He grins as he grabs her ass with his ands and goes to his knees, forcing her vagina into his face. He thrusts his tongue madly and deeply inside of her, then retracts it, only to lick again. He draws back and leans his face against her pussy. "Mmmm... So sweet...""
Carak . o O(That just ain't physically possible...you'd sprain something...)
Thistle-Chaser says, "Here's Hyper's favorite pose. | (Arlim.) Cmd: :grins. "I wonder... if the females in the pack... wouldn't mind if they could help me a bit with my own stamina..." He thrusts several fingers inside her vagina, and wiggles them around as he continues to thrust even faster. His right hand comes to rest on the right cheek of her ass. "But, of course... I"
Hyper giggles. It's so stupid.
Carak winces. Several fingers...
Chia is giggling too much. This can't be healthy.
Hyper says, "... Giggling? Man..."
Carak fell out of her chair the first time she heard this unholy blasphemy.
Thistle-Chaser says, "And get this OOC: | (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Well you can tell me how hard you are and how long :] / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Be honest now. *Licks her lips* / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc VERY hard, and 6 1/2" long. No lie. / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Mmm... tastey monster. / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc :grins and giggles. "I dunno why I was denied that 1/2 inch, though." :P"
One-Eyed Mandrake says, "No chance of saving *her* from corruption; she's already gone. ('v#)'"
Chia almost did. Now she's trying to catch her breath.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Now we get to the good part of the story. When I logged on the next morning, I checked the log and saw that. I newpassworded their characters and emailed them both that they were off the MUSH. But that's not the end..."
Carak really falls out of her chair this time. 6 1/2 inches! What a monster!
Hyper says, "Best part best part best part (next to the cheesy line)."
Hyper says, "I mean, !"
Thistle-Chaser says, "Arlim wanted to come back. He didn't know that staffers could see guest IPs, so he kept sending in apps and then logging on to ask about them, thus we knew to connect him with the app. Over and over we told him to go away. He kept coming back."
Hyper says, "I can't tell from experience, for despite what Thistle sometimes suggests I've never TSed before, but this: Cmd: +ooc :grins and giggles. "I dunno why I was denied that 1/2 inch, though." :P" : doesn't seem right. When you're talking about the size of your penis while you're TSing, you don't *giggle*, all right?"
Thistle-Chaser says, "One day he sent in an app from a new address. His usual account was down. He logged on to tell us 'Please don't reply to the address it came from! That's my parent's account and they'd /kill/ me if they knew I used it!'. 'Ah ha,' Thistle said, and composed an email to the parents. I enclosed some of the more interesting poses and explained to them what a Growlithe is."
One-Eyed Mandrake says, "You forgot the part that made you decide to take them off at strike two, Thistle."
Thistle-Chaser ? That they were waiting for us to all be gone?
One-Eyed Mandrake says, "No, the part where they were OOCly bitching about us."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Anyway, Arlim's mother wrote me back telling me what an "un-godlike" or "ungodly" or something like that thing he had done, and she was going to tell his therapist and priest and such."
Thistle-Chaser nods. They bitched, yes. OOCly.
Chia climbs back into her chair and promptly chokes laughing again. Therapist and priest!
Thistle-Chaser says, "Arlim made one more trip back to see us, to tell us it wasn't him, it was someone else who took his account. We booted him. As far as I know, the two still play together on some furry MU*. Oh, and we're pretty darned sure that Falice's player was a man."
Thistle-Chaser | Falice Cmd: :smiles as she sees his eyes watch her chest and entertains him alittle more with jogging in place then hops into bed, her cheek rubbing against his hard on as if it were a gift from a king. "Mmm... thankyou... because from now on... I'm your slave for life... even if your pokemon need to dump their load, I'm their slaves as well..." As she sucks on his testicles, she runs her wet tongue up and down his length, stroking it with her hand...
Thistle-Chaser says, "And so, that's why Growlithes are so... "special" to the staff."
Hyper sics the Growlithe pack on Chia, then orders, "Extra filling in that Hot Pocket!"
One-Eyed Mandrake singsongs, "Special means retarded! Special means retarded!"
Thistle-Chaser sics the Growlithe pack on Chia, then orders, "Extra filling in that Hot Pocket!"
Thistle-Chaser forces Chia to watch as Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style.
Chia blinks at Hyper and suddenly gets it!
Hyper says, "Get wh... Oh, the Hot Pockets came a little while after. Sort of the proof of the loss of the extreme innocence I had. :)"
Chia oys. So /that's/ where all that stuff came from... heeheehee.
Thistle-Chaser says, "From the Growlithe's waggle, yes. ;)"
[BONUS FOOTAGE! -- #1]
Thistle-Chaser snickers.
Chia's stomach now hurts from laughing too much!
Chia says, "That was well worth the wait, though!"
Thistle-Chaser grins. Now you're a real staffer!
Carak says, "You're lucky. Gale and I had to wait almost a month. :)"
Hyper says, "I talked to Arlim two or three times after this incident... Once the night I heard it (I was totally horrified. I went to bed and seriously almost cried. I was seriously scared and wondering if I had made a mistake in joining. I cooled off and chilled a little later, but...), and then a few months later. Yes, he's still on another MUSH. Yes, he admitted to feeling quirky about paging Peppy. Yes, he absolutely -despises- Thistle. ;)"
Delee snickers. "You're lucky you waited, too. Thistle threw that one at me not half an hour after my first login."
Thistle-Chaser cackles.
Carak laughs.
Chia grins. I still can hardly believe that was real, though! I mean... people that stupid exist. Yikes.
Hyper says, "Speaking of Peppy, I *would* like to say that, with all the talk about having sex with male Growlithes, that he's totally innocent in all this... but, sadly, I can't say that he didn't play a part, and a very, -very- big part at that. But, uh, I think that's another story for another day."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Peppy and Falice were a "couple" for a while."
Hyper . o (One I'll never tell! Mwe he!)
Carak slowly turns to look at Hyper...Ewww.
Hyper says, "What? No!"
Chia blinks!
Hyper says, "No, Chia, no. :D"
Thistle-Chaser says, "Yes, yes. I have a log!"
Hyper says, "Eh?"
Chia grins and patpats Hyper. I believe you!
Hyper says, "Thanks. ^^"
Thistle-Chaser | Peppy places his head into Falice's lap, tongue slipping out and around her peanut butter-covered nipples. His tail wags!
Hyper says, "..."
Chia snickers.
Hyper says, "Dude!"
Thistle-Chaser can quote more?
Delee laughs!
Hyper says, "Let me ask my stomach if I can take any more. Mmm... Sure, quote more. I'm curious what else you're going to fake. :)"
Thistle-Chaser | Falice slides her hand down Peppy's futrry belly, reaching between his legs. "Good boy, good dog," she smiles as she strokes him.
Hyper says, "Duuuuuude!"
Chia falls off her chair again. *thud*
Delee laughs hysterically.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Want me to quote what she did to make his hindleg thump? ;)"
Hyper is choking IRL.
Hyper says, "Oh, lawd. Fine, what?"
Thistle-Chaser has to find it...
Hyper says, "Mmhmm."
Carak wasn't warned about the reputation of her 'line' when she chose her pokemon type...
Chia is laughing too hard to type. Go Carak!
Hyper, guy who had to choose between his favorite pokemon and some other kind. He wisely chose the other kind. ;)
Thistle-Chaser | Falice leans forward, her breasts a warm weight on Peppy's muzzle and neck. She runs her hand down his back and over his hip, then slips her well-greased finger into his rump-hole. / Peppy's eyes squeeze closed in pleasure, and his hind leg starts to thump against the sofa in time with the finger's movements.
Hyper says, "Augh! Okay, okay, that's enough."
Thistle-Chaser can quote more!
Hyper, anal retentive.
Thistle-Chaser falls over.
Delee laughs, then dies at Hyper's remark.
Chia dies laughing.
Hyper says, "Whaat? That means I don't like butts! ... Something tells me I have the wrong definition of that phrase..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "No, it means you're... you like to follow rules, you're not a wild guy."
Hyper says, "Oh. Submissive. Ah, ha."
Chia grins.
Hyper says, "Dude. Anyway, get to the part where the other Growlithes join in, Thistle!"
Thistle-Chaser closed the logs already! Next time!
Hyper says, "Mmhmm, sure."
Thistle-Chaser says, "You just want to hear more about Peppy!"
Hyper says, "Yeah, I need some TS tips for him."
Hyper says, "Er, I mean."
Hyper dudes, it's late. :D
Thistle-Chaser cackles.
[BONUS FOOTAGE! -- #2]
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser shows his massive American penis to Delee!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee looks it over, then pffts. Boring.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser cries, then blames Sprite!
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. Massive American penises? On Pokemon?
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Hi, Sprite!"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "She must have seen bigger. ;)"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "South Park's Pokemon ep."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite blinks. I walked in at the /wrong/ time.
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee pulls out a brush and paints it different colors.
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Oooh. I see."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser looks down. Now all the girls will laugh at it! Eek!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "You gave Thistle a penis, didn't you?"
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee says, "But it's interesting now!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Silly Sprite, I always have one! Didn't you know about waggling?"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite twitches.
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Actually, Thistle, now you can trick them. Say it's now extra tasty with fruity colors!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser giggles at Hyper.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "See, Sprite, when I'm female it goes up into a pouch inside me, and when I'm male, I waggle to bring it down!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser waggles!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee grins at Sprite. "Thistle's a creature made out of ectoplasm. She can have whatever parts she wants."
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix says, "Interesting."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser blinks at Delee, then hms. How about...
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "So what you're saying is whenever you feel like it, your penis basically does a 180 and rockets into your abdomen? Whoa, I think I feel fluid dripping out of my ears now..."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser makes a hamburger form between his legs!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite stabs her eyes out with a rusty screwdriver.
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee laughs!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser snickers at Sprite. It just retracts!
[Help Staff] Hyper eyes Thistle's "bits" lustfully. Burger...
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser waggles the, um, burger!
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Is there ketchup on it?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "It has everything you like on it, and nothing you don't!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite starts spinning around and shooting flames.
[Help Staff] Hyper shifts. I don't know... should I?
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser nodnods! But be gentle or, um, you'll scare it away! No teeth!
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "... What's the point in a burger if I can't chew it?"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix turns Sprite down a couple of notches. No burning the place down now. ;)
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Lick it and suck it! It'll last longer!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite implodes.
[Help Staff] Hyper tears it off and chomps down on it!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee says, "Ha-ha!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia grimaces. Oo.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser . o ( And maybe, at the end, you'll discover it has "mayo" on it! )
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Oh sweet jesus."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser aies!
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Ew, I hate may... ... wait..."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser curls up and whimpers!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite offers Thistle a pillow... Aw.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser rips it up!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Shadow!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Shadow, also!"
[Help Staff] Caffeinated Shadow says, "Yes?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser points! Eat Hyper!
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix waves!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "In the not-nice way!"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Wh... hey, no!"
[Help Staff] Caffeinated Shadow says, "No thanks. I don't know where he's been."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser grrs.
[Help Staff] Hyper smiles and eats his burger.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser smirks. Enjoy your penis-burger, Toothy!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite explodes, blowing Seadra bits all over the place.
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Finger lickin' good!"
[Help Staff] Hyper gahs!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Woo woo! There's more where that came from, baby!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite snickers.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser regrows!
[Help Staff] Hyper ohs? Another burger?
[Help Staff] Hyper yays, snatches, bites!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser pounces Hyper and pins him down... aie! Stop that!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite reforms all terminator like and peers at Matrix. Why, Jebus, why!?
[Help Staff] Hyper mms and eats while being pinned.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Chia!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser bellows: Chia!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite puts out a naked bishounen cat boy. Ooooh, Chia!
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. What?!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Control your man!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia chains Kamui to the bed. Okay!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Or else!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "No, no, the furry, ugly one!"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix snickers. Ouch.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I have no male. Hee hee hee. I don't have to clean their cages!"
[Help Staff] Hyper mmmms and finishes. Delicious!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser mutters. Who'd have thought I'd ever complain about Hyper eating my penis?
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. Furry, ugly one? I don't have one of those...
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I didn't. Then again, I never thought I'd live to see the day when people sprout penises."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "At will, no less."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser's talented! And evil!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite shivers.
[Help Staff] Fruit Punch sleeps soundly through all of this. Zzz.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite sneaks away from Thistle and hides in Punch's pouch. Mommy!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee snatches a hot dog from the fridge and pokes it in Sprite's ear. "Watch out, there's one behind you!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite goes into cardiac arrest.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser howls! Hee!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee snickers.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "See? See? As Scarewulves get older, they can turn evil!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite sobs.
[Help Staff] Fruit Punch says, "Hm. Well... I think I'm going to turn in early tonight folks."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser waves!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite hugs. Good night, Punch!
[Help Staff] Fruit Punch says, "Not sure why I'm so sleepy, but bed sounds awfully good. Tootles!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "G'night, Punch!"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix says, "Night. ^^"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Night!"
GAME: Punch has disconnected.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Aw! Hyper, look what I found! http://www.hot-hot-hot-catlove.com/pupgrowlithe.jpg"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "No Growlithe. Falice Eeeeeeeeevil!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "No, no, this is a cute one."
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee awws!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "No women in it at all."
[Help Staff] Hyper goes to see!
[Help Staff] Hyper eyerolls.
From afar, Thistle-Chaser owes you one!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser grins! Nails, baby!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee cackles!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser giggles.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite stabs her eyes out, oh man, you're SICK!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee laughs lots.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Hey, it's not my penis!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Okay, who's breaking Sprite again?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Me!"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Sheesh, it's just an odd-looking penis, Sprite. I'm not gay or anything, but c'mon. ;)"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "It's not odd looking! He nailed it to wood!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Ouch."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Unclean, unclean. Ow, ow, ow. My retinas hurt!"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix ows. Lots.
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Oh, I didn't notice. Okay. I looked at it real quick, saw no Growlithe, left."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite sobs on Matrix's shoulder.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "You suck!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "You know, I'd like to try that. I just need a guy..."
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "NO."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Matrix?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser grins.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I hope you realize I share this computer with a very nosy person. :P Bah, now I gotta clear my history."
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix coughs. No thanks. I'm allergic to nailing sensitive parts of my body to things.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser thinks you should show your father, Sprite!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Hyper?"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "NO."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I don't think so, if you ever want to see me again."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser giggles.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser snerks at Sprite.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Seriously. If I get caught, it's bye bye Mr. PC]"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, ". Bah. I'm going to bed. Good night!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser mocks! And pages!
GAME: Sprite has disconnected.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser misses. Grr.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser was going to tell her not to look at links from me then.
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix can take care of delivering that message next time she's on. Same room and all. ^^;
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser woos. Oh, and Matrix? C'mere.
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix says, "Um... alright?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser pulls out the hammer!
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix flees!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser chases!
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix hides behind Chia. Save me!
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. Uhm... uhm. Ee. Don't do it, Thistle! It looks... painful.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "And?"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "And... ow!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "It's not me, so what's it matter? Hey, Shadow?"
[Help Staff] Caffeinated Shadow flees.
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix sneaks away, too.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser sighs.
[That nails picture is still a giant joke between me and my friends, and I was actually really happy to see that the link still worked. Time to bust some brains... --Delee edit.]
[I'm not sure why "the first pose I saw" is different in retelling. I must have gotten confused! --Thistle edit.]
Edit again: Delee found another telling of the story, already online! http://www.hot-hot-hot-catlove.com/PokeMUSH/fs.html
Until I read the log, I had forgotten that I sent the guy's mother select poses from it. I'm very not comfortable with that now, not comfortable at all...
I had thought I was mentally exaggerating when I said that Falice wanted to have sex with a whole Growlithe pack, not just one. But nope!
[Steelie's "initiation".]
Thistle-Chaser thinks it's story time.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Steelie has been itching to hear the whole, uncut Wendy tail."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Tail, tale, both fit."
Hyper says, "Oh, boy! I can't wait!"
Shadow hops into bed.
Delee runs downstairs to her den, snatches her tassel-pillow, then runs up again, circling three times before bedding down.
Thistle-Chaser pokes Steelie. Don't you idle, this is for you!
Steelie turns away from his Java project. "Ye might as well start, I have to grab some cherry Pepsi...
Steelie says, "And some more quotes."
Momma Mandrake puts the children to bed early. Some things they shouldn't hear.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Long, long time ago, on a MUSH unfortunately not very far away, a player apped for a supermodel character. Takashi was still checking apps at that point, and he approved her. In truth, there was little reason not to. As I or Hyper could tell you, sometimes an app seems normal and passable, it gives you no reason to think the person who wrote it is some insane pencil-fucker."
Shadow grins at Momma Mandrake as he's put to bed.
Hyper says, "Totally!"
Even Shadow seemed normal, for instance.
Thistle-Chaser says, "So Falice the supermodel made her rounds around the MUSH. She really didn't RP much that we could tell, and she didn't puppet hunt. We scratched our heads, but this condition isn't unknown, so we ignored it. Then we started noticing that she only visited male characters. Then she went to see Shell. Shell, for those playing at home, is my clerk character. He's also like 70. He's a bastard, too. Mean, nasty, unfriendly. And married. None of this stopped our Falice! She hit on poor Mr. Shell, to the point of taking her shirt off for him. No, she was not wearing a bra."
Steelie remembers hearing that part...
[We had an active guest, so Thistle left the Guest channel, just in case.]
Thistle-Chaser oos as she finds something. This telling will have a special surprise!
Steelie snickers. "Wouldn't wanna mav something like this..."
Delee grins.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Falice, in her crowning glory. http://www.geocities.com/fallontauris/image/Falice.jpg She had the URL in her desc, drawn by "her boyfriend on another MU*"."
Hyper says, "A visual storybook! Ahmayzin'!"
Thistle-Chaser says, "You folks are the first people hearing the tale and getting the URL."
Shadow says, "Save the URL for me for when I'm not at work?"
Thistle-Chaser sends it, though it is work-safe. So where was I. She hit on Shell, and Shell told her to go to hell. What would you know, but she did!
Hyper says, "Holy cow. Are those bowling balls in her shirt?"
Delee blinks at the pic. "Yeowch. That's gotta be hard on the back..."
Steelie snickers. "I'll grant that the art is decent... but -damn-."
Shadow looks. "Ow. My eyes..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "She met up with Arlim, and finally found someone who not only would fuck her, but would do whatever else she wanted, too! | Arlim watches with a puzzled look as the maid sucks on the Growlithe's cock. "And this happens EVERY night?" He unthinkingly strokes one of Falice's nipples, with a circular motion. "How odd..." / Falice squirms alittle as she eyes him and smiles as he touches her through her shirt. "Yeah... fun to watch huh? Some times it brings its' friends. You know... I lost my virginity to that growlithe's pack..." She giggles. Wendy continues to moan, clossing her eyes as the growlithe pulls away, letting the maid flick her tongue against the pup's dick. / Arlim lifts an eyebrow. "Really? So I'm guessing that you've done it with other human men, too? It's not like I really care or anything, just kinda curious." His hand moves down from her breast down to her upper thigh. He grins as he watches the maid wiggle her tongue around. "I guess she kind of likes it when he goes out of control...""
Steelie blinks. Even more quickly. "That's... um..."
Delee raises her eyebrows. "..Pup?"
Hyper says, "Back when I first joined the staff, I was 100% innocent. This story gave me nightmares for weeks."
Thistle-Chaser had Thrasher as an alt at that time, and he was another male Falice tried to hit on. He was in prison for weeks, and I had nothing to do, so sometimes I talked to her by page. One night she said she had to stop talking. Why? She paged that she had a guy in her IC apartment and they were having sex and a Growlithe was involved. Thistle almost fell out of her chair! Everyone probably knows this, but a staffer can go "dark" (no player can see it). I sent Mom dark and into their room. I confirmed that the door leading in was unlocked, which means they were breaking our rule. | Falice smiles and tilts her head up and calls to Wendy. "Dearie, go fuck in your room... I want some personal time with the magician here.... unless..." Looking down she brushes Arlim's hair and winks. "You'd like to have 2 women being your slave tonight...?" Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style. / Arlim grins. "I only have one dick, you know, but I guess it'd be okay." His hands slide from Falice's ass to the front of her pants, where he tries to take them off.
Thistle-Chaser went undark and cleared her throat. Arlim at least apologized, but Falice stayed silent. I told them if they ever, ever did it again, they'd be off the MUSH.
Shadow almost wishes Grayson had been around at the time. "It's bad enough Ileah trying to hit on my poor old character, without someone like Falice at it..."
Steelie snickers. "Bet they were shitting bricks at that point..."
Delee grins and nods in agreement with Steelie. "I'da loved to have seen their faces when you showed yourself, Top Cat."
Shadow grins.
Thistle-Chaser says, "So over the next couple of nights, they acted oddly. Logging on and right off, lingering a little longer if only one staffer was on. One night, after the last staffer logged off, I set the whole MUSH to log. (Back then I didn't have the suspect-logging set up like I do now.) They stayed on as soon as no staffers were on. | Falice tilts her head back as she smiles lightly and closses her eyes. Leaning against him, she enjoys his touch. "It's up to you... if you want, you can get a video cam and your pokemon to play with me to..." A naughty girl isn't she? Her wet skin makes her body more sleek and shiney under the light. / Arlim grins a bit. "My Squirtle is down at the PokeMart, keeping my Pikachu company. Choochoo isn't too crazy about the new place. However, the camera, I can do..." He kisses her passionately, then dashes to the closet. He pulls out a video camera, and puts a fresh tape in, and sets it to record. "There we go... Now..." He puts the camera on the coffee table, and pushes it to the wall, so the camera captures all the events that happen in the room. He then approaches her and holds her tightly against himself. "Where shall we begin?""
Shadow has heard of Candid Camera, but this is ridiculous... ;)
Delee blehs. "At least he had the decency to leave his pokemon out of it."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Unfortunately for me, who had to read the log, they talked OOCly as well. | (Falice) +ooc :mms and remembers giving a guy a blowjob irl. First time. Truth or dare. :] / (Arlim) +ooc Lucky guy. ;) / (Falice) +ooc Oh... it went down my throat, and when he came, I moved away and let him cover my face... we were both happy..."
Shadow shudders...
Steelie says, "Hehheh... That's pretty sad."
Hyper never (fortunately) has seen any quotes from -this- TS.
Thistle-Chaser | (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Well you can tell me how hard you are and how long :] / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Be honest now. *Licks her lips* / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc VERY hard, and 6 1/2" long. No lie. / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Mmm... tastey monster. / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc :grins and giggles. "I dunno why I was denied that 1/2 inch, though." :P
[Deleted Scene!
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I'm not quite fluent with the term "consensual RP"?"
[Help Staff] Steelie snickers. "If there was ever a time for a comment from +guest, it was -right there-."]
Thistle-Chaser says, "So anyway, back to the story. You all know the ending. I newpassworded them both, and emailed them both never to return. Falice didn't as far as I know. Arlem, as everyone knows, tried to sneak back on a number of times. His mother was sent a clip of the log, of him asking if he could have sex with the Growlithe pack as well. Mom told his therapist what he was doing on the ungodly Internet, and he's never returned."
Thistle-Chaser will leave you with a final pose: Falice smiles as she sees his eyes watch her chest and entertains him alittle more with jogging in place then hops into bed, her cheek rubbing against his hard on as if it were a gift from a king. "Mmm... thankyou... because from now on... I'm your slave for life... even if your pokemon need to dump their load, I'm their slaves as well..." As she sucks on his testicles, she runs her wet tongue up and down his length, stroking it with her hand...
Shadow shudders again.
Thistle-Chaser forces Shadow to watch as Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style.
Steelie says, "Thus, giving the story a happy ending! Or... oh... I'll say it again. Damn."
Delee hics, brings a paw to her mouth, then slinks to the bathroom. Urp.
Thistle-Chaser says, "And so see, now we can laugh over it and have macros and such, but at the time I was in a rage."
Thistle-Chaser bends Hyper over for the Growlithe, and orders Wendy the Maid to withold the lube.
Shadow shudders again.
Hyper acks, and straightens himself.
Momma Mandrake says, "And the moral of the story is, do not taunt happy fun Thistle."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Oh, I forgot about that part..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "They paged back and forth, commenting on having to wait till the staff was all gone, and how they had fooled everyone and stuff. That really annoyed me."
Momma Mandrake nods. He was there at the time, and as he recalls it, you would have only given them strike #2 if they hadn't been so smug about getting away with something.
Steelie says, "That's a low blow. One of many, apparently..."
Delee nodnods.
Thistle-Chaser says, "It was a bad situation, but I would kick them off at the second strike if it happened again now. They showed no signs of remorse, and would have just done it again."
Steelie snickers. "Plenty of interesting things in the MUSH's history. Too bad I don't have as many anecdotes from my IRC days..."
Momma Mandrake pats the Cloyster.
Steelie says, "One day, stories will be told of a nerd who was hit on by a Jynx, was trained by a Drowzee, and who breastfed a Kangaskhan... until then..."
Shadow grins. "You mean you didn't know?" :)
Steelie blinks. "Didn't know what?"
Shadow looks innocent. "Nothing..."
[Chia's "initiation".]
Thistle-Chaser says "Sly so needs a female Growlithe. And shut up!"
Hyper says "... How come nobody's went "GroooOOOOOolithe!" yet?"
Thistle-Chaser doooOOOoooms?
Carak grins.
Hyper says "I mean, come on! Who are you, and what have you done with PokeMUSH's staff? ;)"
Thistle-Chaser humps Hyper!
Hyper says "Oh, okay."
Carak |@name Dana=Falice
Thistle-Chaser snickers.
Chia blinks.
Hyper says "No, no. The Growlithe is female, so she has to be Arlim. He said he wants to 'practice' on them, after all. (Friggin' cheesy line...)"
Thistle-Chaser says "The Story, Chia. ;)"
Chia args! "Tell me, already! Hyper is here!"
Carak laughs.
Carak says "Ooo! Ooo! Storytime!"
Thistle-Chaser says "Over the channel, even though Shadow will be sad about missing it."
Hyper gets out the popcorn...
Carak curls up around the Oddishes pot, to gently warm him. As opposed to burning him alive.
Thistle-Chaser plops down. So, everyone ready for a story?
Chia curls up with a pillow and Coke. Story! Finally!
Delee drags her cushion in from the den, then curls up atop it. Ready!
Thistle-Chaser's going to do it differently this time, because I've told it too often.
Carak says, "Yay!"
Hyper gets out the nachos with fake cold cheese that cost $5.50! He's ready!
Thistle-Chaser says, "We will start out with a quote from a RP log: Arlim watches with a puzzled look as the maid sucks on the Growlithe's cock. "And this happens EVERY night?" He unthinkingly strokes one of Falice's nipples, with a circular motion."
Carak wags her tail.
Hyper says, "Turned on yet?"
Chia giggles. An actual RP log? Yikes.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Long, long ago on a MUSH not too far away, there was a character named Falice. She was a "model". One of our long-gone wizards approved her with a Growlithe and a pair of DDD boobs."
Thistle-Chaser says, "She wanted a man and she wanted one bad. So bad that the details didn't matter at all! Old, young, rich poor... she went after 10 year olds as well as my 65+ year old clerk at the time. She took off her shirt in front of the poor old man, even after he yelled at her."
Thistle-Chaser says, "This was to come into play later, her hitting on anyone with a waggle between his legs."
Hyper shifts uncomfortably and puts his flippers down there.
Delee snickers at Hyper.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Finally she found Arlim, who was looking for sex as well. Wasn't it handy that perfect-looking sexpot Falice encountered him? The two met in rooms and such, and if not for her hitting on other men /while fucking Arlim/, the two might still be here on the MUSH terrorizing Growlithe to this day."
Hyper also shoves Peppy into the closet.
One-Eyed Mandrake doesn't want to hear about Peppy in the closet.
Thistle-Chaser had an alt named Thrasher at that time. Rocket turncoat, in love with a PFer. For lord knows what reason, a lot of women liked him. Falice was one of them. (And Peppy is in the closet, yes. One day he'll come out of it though!)
Chia giggles lots and stops drinking her soda.
Hyper would roll his eyes and yet again say he's not gay, but, well, Thistle's telling stories.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Falice was flirting with Thrasher by page, then invited him to come RP. I said no way, no how. She said something like 'Oh, good! We're kind of busy right now anyway. We're fucking Growlithes!'. Imagine my surprise."
Carak thinks it would be advantageous to be gay, during this particular story.
Hyper says, "Hey... that's true..."
Delee raises an eyebrow. Yikes!
Thistle-Chaser says, "Wizards can "go dark", which means that players cannot see them. I had Mom go dark and send her into the room they were in. The first pose I saw: Falice smiles as she turns over on the couch, not noticing him scoot closser. She watches the maid get pined down. "Yeah..." As the growlithe pants and gives a bark, it straddles the woman's head, letting the maid suck the pup."
Carak covers her snout with her paws.
Chia covers her beak with her wings.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Now, mind you, TS is not against the rules on this MUSH, but TSing in an unlocked room (one anyone can walk into) is. I checked their room. Unlocked. I stayed for a couple more poses, to make sure this wasn't a joke or something. | Falice squirms alittle as she eyes him and smiles as he touches her through her shirt. "Yeah... fun to watch huh? Some times it brings its' friends. You know... I lost my virginity to that growlithe's pack..." She giggles. Wendy continues to moan, clossing her eyes as the growlithe pulls away, letting the maid flick her tongue against the pup's dick."
Hyper covers his happy parts with his flippers again.
Thistle-Chaser | Falice smiles and turns her head to Arlim. "Somtimes... not often though..." Mmms and scoots against him, then pins him down against the couch, her large breasts against his face through the thin tank top. "Had fun last time mister magician?" As Wendy is pined down, her face becomes the target as the growlithe macks onto her face, white cream everywhere.
Thistle-Chaser | Falice smiles and tilts her head up and calls to Wendy. "Dearie, go fuck in your room... I want some personal time with the magician here.... unless..." Looking down she brushes Arlim's hair and winks. "You'd like to have 2 women being your slave tonight...?" Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style. / Arlim grins. "I only have one dick, you know, but I guess it'd be okay." His hands slide from Falice's ass to the front of her pants, where he tries to take them off.
Hyper says, "Show her the cheesy line!"
Thistle-Chaser says, "So, anyway. I went undark and cleared my throat. He at least acted a little embarrassed, she was silent and/or annoyed. Though we have a policy of three strikes and you're out (off the MUSH), this was bad enough that I told them if they did it once more they'd be gone. | Falice mms and smiles, letting him do so but she gets off him, leaving him on the couch. Walking over to Wendy, she kneels down and licks cum off the maid's face. "Yeah... one dick... hmm... Wendy... take the growlithe outside... I'm sure you'll have plenty of playmates in the forest..." Moaning and nodding, Wendy rips away from the pup and picks it up, leaving the apartment. Turning around, Falice licks her lips and says. "She'll be back... how about we get you up and going first?""
Thistle-Chaser says, "Both logged off. And so ended log 1. Over the next few nights I watched them log on and off for a moment or two each time. I figured they were waiting for no staffers to be on."
Thistle-Chaser can set the whole MUSH to log, so that everything typed is captured. (Now we have a better way, but the code was older then.) I set it up to log and logged off. The two stayed logged on this time.
Chia grins and can't wait to hear this...
Thistle-Chaser says, "The format of this log is different because the MUSH logged it, not me. | Cmd: p falice=Oooo... The wizzes are gone..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "The two played for a time. | (Falice) Cmd: :'s nipples poke out from the cloth due to the cold rain and wind. As she smiles and nods, she helps him and pulls the shirt of swiftly, causing her breasts to bounce freely for a moment. Without hesitation, she removes her cutoff jeans, showing she didn't wear panties at all. As she nods to him she winks at him. "Hope you don't mind that I'm the house warming gift. So I'm here to serve you... all night long..." As she licks her lips slyly she points a small tattoo on her rear that reads, boy toy."
Thistle-Chaser says, "She tried to get /other/ pokemon involved. | (Falice) Cmd: :tilts her head back as she smiles lightly and closses her eyes. Leaning against him, she enjoys his touch. "It's up to you... if you want, you can get a video cam and your pokemon to play with me to..." A naughty girl isn't she? Her wet skin makes her body more sleek and shiney under the light. / (Arlim) Cmd: :grins a bit. "My Squirtle is down at the PokeMart, keeping my Pikachu company. Choochoo isn't too crazy about the new place. However, the camera, I can do..." He kisses her passionately, then dashes to the closet. He pulls out a video camera, and puts a fresh tape in, and sets it to record. "There we go... Now..." He puts the camera on the coffee table, and pushes it to the wall, so the camera captures all the events that happen in the room. He then approaches her and holds her tightly against himself. "Where shall we begin?""
Hyper says, "He is so cheesy. Gods above."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Poetic poses, no? | (Arlim) Cmd: :removes his pants, shoes, socks, and boxers pretty quickly, tossing them aside. He grins as he grabs her ass with his ands and goes to his knees, forcing her vagina into his face. He thrusts his tongue madly and deeply inside of her, then retracts it, only to lick again. He draws back and leans his face against her pussy. "Mmmm... So sweet...""
Carak . o O(That just ain't physically possible...you'd sprain something...)
Thistle-Chaser says, "Here's Hyper's favorite pose. | (Arlim.) Cmd: :grins. "I wonder... if the females in the pack... wouldn't mind if they could help me a bit with my own stamina..." He thrusts several fingers inside her vagina, and wiggles them around as he continues to thrust even faster. His right hand comes to rest on the right cheek of her ass. "But, of course... I"
Hyper giggles. It's so stupid.
Carak winces. Several fingers...
Chia is giggling too much. This can't be healthy.
Hyper says, "... Giggling? Man..."
Carak fell out of her chair the first time she heard this unholy blasphemy.
Thistle-Chaser says, "And get this OOC: | (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Well you can tell me how hard you are and how long :] / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Be honest now. *Licks her lips* / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc VERY hard, and 6 1/2" long. No lie. / (Falice) Cmd: +ooc Mmm... tastey monster. / (Arlim) Cmd: +ooc :grins and giggles. "I dunno why I was denied that 1/2 inch, though." :P"
One-Eyed Mandrake says, "No chance of saving *her* from corruption; she's already gone. ('v#)'"
Chia almost did. Now she's trying to catch her breath.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Now we get to the good part of the story. When I logged on the next morning, I checked the log and saw that. I newpassworded their characters and emailed them both that they were off the MUSH. But that's not the end..."
Carak really falls out of her chair this time. 6 1/2 inches! What a monster!
Hyper says, "Best part best part best part (next to the cheesy line)."
Hyper says, "I mean, !"
Thistle-Chaser says, "Arlim wanted to come back. He didn't know that staffers could see guest IPs, so he kept sending in apps and then logging on to ask about them, thus we knew to connect him with the app. Over and over we told him to go away. He kept coming back."
Hyper says, "I can't tell from experience, for despite what Thistle sometimes suggests I've never TSed before, but this: Cmd: +ooc :grins and giggles. "I dunno why I was denied that 1/2 inch, though." :P" : doesn't seem right. When you're talking about the size of your penis while you're TSing, you don't *giggle*, all right?"
Thistle-Chaser says, "One day he sent in an app from a new address. His usual account was down. He logged on to tell us 'Please don't reply to the address it came from! That's my parent's account and they'd /kill/ me if they knew I used it!'. 'Ah ha,' Thistle said, and composed an email to the parents. I enclosed some of the more interesting poses and explained to them what a Growlithe is."
One-Eyed Mandrake says, "You forgot the part that made you decide to take them off at strike two, Thistle."
Thistle-Chaser ? That they were waiting for us to all be gone?
One-Eyed Mandrake says, "No, the part where they were OOCly bitching about us."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Anyway, Arlim's mother wrote me back telling me what an "un-godlike" or "ungodly" or something like that thing he had done, and she was going to tell his therapist and priest and such."
Thistle-Chaser nods. They bitched, yes. OOCly.
Chia climbs back into her chair and promptly chokes laughing again. Therapist and priest!
Thistle-Chaser says, "Arlim made one more trip back to see us, to tell us it wasn't him, it was someone else who took his account. We booted him. As far as I know, the two still play together on some furry MU*. Oh, and we're pretty darned sure that Falice's player was a man."
Thistle-Chaser | Falice Cmd: :smiles as she sees his eyes watch her chest and entertains him alittle more with jogging in place then hops into bed, her cheek rubbing against his hard on as if it were a gift from a king. "Mmm... thankyou... because from now on... I'm your slave for life... even if your pokemon need to dump their load, I'm their slaves as well..." As she sucks on his testicles, she runs her wet tongue up and down his length, stroking it with her hand...
Thistle-Chaser says, "And so, that's why Growlithes are so... "special" to the staff."
Hyper sics the Growlithe pack on Chia, then orders, "Extra filling in that Hot Pocket!"
One-Eyed Mandrake singsongs, "Special means retarded! Special means retarded!"
Thistle-Chaser sics the Growlithe pack on Chia, then orders, "Extra filling in that Hot Pocket!"
Thistle-Chaser forces Chia to watch as Wendy moans and lays on her back, licking growlithe cum off her until rolling to her hands and knees where the dog soon mounts her ass and does her doggy style.
Chia blinks at Hyper and suddenly gets it!
Hyper says, "Get wh... Oh, the Hot Pockets came a little while after. Sort of the proof of the loss of the extreme innocence I had. :)"
Chia oys. So /that's/ where all that stuff came from... heeheehee.
Thistle-Chaser says, "From the Growlithe's waggle, yes. ;)"
[BONUS FOOTAGE! -- #1]
Thistle-Chaser snickers.
Chia's stomach now hurts from laughing too much!
Chia says, "That was well worth the wait, though!"
Thistle-Chaser grins. Now you're a real staffer!
Carak says, "You're lucky. Gale and I had to wait almost a month. :)"
Hyper says, "I talked to Arlim two or three times after this incident... Once the night I heard it (I was totally horrified. I went to bed and seriously almost cried. I was seriously scared and wondering if I had made a mistake in joining. I cooled off and chilled a little later, but...), and then a few months later. Yes, he's still on another MUSH. Yes, he admitted to feeling quirky about paging Peppy. Yes, he absolutely -despises- Thistle. ;)"
Delee snickers. "You're lucky you waited, too. Thistle threw that one at me not half an hour after my first login."
Thistle-Chaser cackles.
Carak laughs.
Chia grins. I still can hardly believe that was real, though! I mean... people that stupid exist. Yikes.
Hyper says, "Speaking of Peppy, I *would* like to say that, with all the talk about having sex with male Growlithes, that he's totally innocent in all this... but, sadly, I can't say that he didn't play a part, and a very, -very- big part at that. But, uh, I think that's another story for another day."
Thistle-Chaser says, "Peppy and Falice were a "couple" for a while."
Hyper . o (One I'll never tell! Mwe he!)
Carak slowly turns to look at Hyper...Ewww.
Hyper says, "What? No!"
Chia blinks!
Hyper says, "No, Chia, no. :D"
Thistle-Chaser says, "Yes, yes. I have a log!"
Hyper says, "Eh?"
Chia grins and patpats Hyper. I believe you!
Hyper says, "Thanks. ^^"
Thistle-Chaser | Peppy places his head into Falice's lap, tongue slipping out and around her peanut butter-covered nipples. His tail wags!
Hyper says, "..."
Chia snickers.
Hyper says, "Dude!"
Thistle-Chaser can quote more?
Delee laughs!
Hyper says, "Let me ask my stomach if I can take any more. Mmm... Sure, quote more. I'm curious what else you're going to fake. :)"
Thistle-Chaser | Falice slides her hand down Peppy's futrry belly, reaching between his legs. "Good boy, good dog," she smiles as she strokes him.
Hyper says, "Duuuuuude!"
Chia falls off her chair again. *thud*
Delee laughs hysterically.
Thistle-Chaser says, "Want me to quote what she did to make his hindleg thump? ;)"
Hyper is choking IRL.
Hyper says, "Oh, lawd. Fine, what?"
Thistle-Chaser has to find it...
Hyper says, "Mmhmm."
Carak wasn't warned about the reputation of her 'line' when she chose her pokemon type...
Chia is laughing too hard to type. Go Carak!
Hyper, guy who had to choose between his favorite pokemon and some other kind. He wisely chose the other kind. ;)
Thistle-Chaser | Falice leans forward, her breasts a warm weight on Peppy's muzzle and neck. She runs her hand down his back and over his hip, then slips her well-greased finger into his rump-hole. / Peppy's eyes squeeze closed in pleasure, and his hind leg starts to thump against the sofa in time with the finger's movements.
Hyper says, "Augh! Okay, okay, that's enough."
Thistle-Chaser can quote more!
Hyper, anal retentive.
Thistle-Chaser falls over.
Delee laughs, then dies at Hyper's remark.
Chia dies laughing.
Hyper says, "Whaat? That means I don't like butts! ... Something tells me I have the wrong definition of that phrase..."
Thistle-Chaser says, "No, it means you're... you like to follow rules, you're not a wild guy."
Hyper says, "Oh. Submissive. Ah, ha."
Chia grins.
Hyper says, "Dude. Anyway, get to the part where the other Growlithes join in, Thistle!"
Thistle-Chaser closed the logs already! Next time!
Hyper says, "Mmhmm, sure."
Thistle-Chaser says, "You just want to hear more about Peppy!"
Hyper says, "Yeah, I need some TS tips for him."
Hyper says, "Er, I mean."
Hyper dudes, it's late. :D
Thistle-Chaser cackles.
[BONUS FOOTAGE! -- #2]
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser shows his massive American penis to Delee!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee looks it over, then pffts. Boring.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser cries, then blames Sprite!
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. Massive American penises? On Pokemon?
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Hi, Sprite!"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "She must have seen bigger. ;)"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "South Park's Pokemon ep."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite blinks. I walked in at the /wrong/ time.
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee pulls out a brush and paints it different colors.
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Oooh. I see."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser looks down. Now all the girls will laugh at it! Eek!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "You gave Thistle a penis, didn't you?"
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee says, "But it's interesting now!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Silly Sprite, I always have one! Didn't you know about waggling?"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite twitches.
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Actually, Thistle, now you can trick them. Say it's now extra tasty with fruity colors!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser giggles at Hyper.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "See, Sprite, when I'm female it goes up into a pouch inside me, and when I'm male, I waggle to bring it down!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser waggles!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee grins at Sprite. "Thistle's a creature made out of ectoplasm. She can have whatever parts she wants."
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix says, "Interesting."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser blinks at Delee, then hms. How about...
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "So what you're saying is whenever you feel like it, your penis basically does a 180 and rockets into your abdomen? Whoa, I think I feel fluid dripping out of my ears now..."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser makes a hamburger form between his legs!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite stabs her eyes out with a rusty screwdriver.
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee laughs!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser snickers at Sprite. It just retracts!
[Help Staff] Hyper eyes Thistle's "bits" lustfully. Burger...
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser waggles the, um, burger!
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Is there ketchup on it?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "It has everything you like on it, and nothing you don't!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite starts spinning around and shooting flames.
[Help Staff] Hyper shifts. I don't know... should I?
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser nodnods! But be gentle or, um, you'll scare it away! No teeth!
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "... What's the point in a burger if I can't chew it?"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix turns Sprite down a couple of notches. No burning the place down now. ;)
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Lick it and suck it! It'll last longer!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite implodes.
[Help Staff] Hyper tears it off and chomps down on it!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee says, "Ha-ha!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia grimaces. Oo.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser . o ( And maybe, at the end, you'll discover it has "mayo" on it! )
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Oh sweet jesus."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser aies!
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Ew, I hate may... ... wait..."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser curls up and whimpers!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite offers Thistle a pillow... Aw.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser rips it up!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Shadow!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Shadow, also!"
[Help Staff] Caffeinated Shadow says, "Yes?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser points! Eat Hyper!
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix waves!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "In the not-nice way!"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Wh... hey, no!"
[Help Staff] Caffeinated Shadow says, "No thanks. I don't know where he's been."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser grrs.
[Help Staff] Hyper smiles and eats his burger.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser smirks. Enjoy your penis-burger, Toothy!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite explodes, blowing Seadra bits all over the place.
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Finger lickin' good!"
[Help Staff] Hyper gahs!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Woo woo! There's more where that came from, baby!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite snickers.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser regrows!
[Help Staff] Hyper ohs? Another burger?
[Help Staff] Hyper yays, snatches, bites!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser pounces Hyper and pins him down... aie! Stop that!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite reforms all terminator like and peers at Matrix. Why, Jebus, why!?
[Help Staff] Hyper mms and eats while being pinned.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Chia!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser bellows: Chia!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite puts out a naked bishounen cat boy. Ooooh, Chia!
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. What?!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Control your man!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia chains Kamui to the bed. Okay!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Or else!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "No, no, the furry, ugly one!"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix snickers. Ouch.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I have no male. Hee hee hee. I don't have to clean their cages!"
[Help Staff] Hyper mmmms and finishes. Delicious!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser mutters. Who'd have thought I'd ever complain about Hyper eating my penis?
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. Furry, ugly one? I don't have one of those...
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I didn't. Then again, I never thought I'd live to see the day when people sprout penises."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "At will, no less."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser's talented! And evil!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite shivers.
[Help Staff] Fruit Punch sleeps soundly through all of this. Zzz.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite sneaks away from Thistle and hides in Punch's pouch. Mommy!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee snatches a hot dog from the fridge and pokes it in Sprite's ear. "Watch out, there's one behind you!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite goes into cardiac arrest.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser howls! Hee!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee snickers.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "See? See? As Scarewulves get older, they can turn evil!"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite sobs.
[Help Staff] Fruit Punch says, "Hm. Well... I think I'm going to turn in early tonight folks."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser waves!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite hugs. Good night, Punch!
[Help Staff] Fruit Punch says, "Not sure why I'm so sleepy, but bed sounds awfully good. Tootles!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "G'night, Punch!"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix says, "Night. ^^"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Night!"
GAME: Punch has disconnected.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Aw! Hyper, look what I found! http://www.hot-hot-hot-catlove.com/pupgrowlithe.jpg"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "No Growlithe. Falice Eeeeeeeeevil!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "No, no, this is a cute one."
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee awws!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "No women in it at all."
[Help Staff] Hyper goes to see!
[Help Staff] Hyper eyerolls.
From afar, Thistle-Chaser owes you one!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser grins! Nails, baby!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee cackles!
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser giggles.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite stabs her eyes out, oh man, you're SICK!
[Help Staff] Dude!-worshiper Delee laughs lots.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Hey, it's not my penis!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Okay, who's breaking Sprite again?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Me!"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Sheesh, it's just an odd-looking penis, Sprite. I'm not gay or anything, but c'mon. ;)"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "It's not odd looking! He nailed it to wood!"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "Ouch."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Unclean, unclean. Ow, ow, ow. My retinas hurt!"
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix ows. Lots.
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "Oh, I didn't notice. Okay. I looked at it real quick, saw no Growlithe, left."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite sobs on Matrix's shoulder.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "You suck!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "You know, I'd like to try that. I just need a guy..."
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "NO."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Matrix?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser grins.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I hope you realize I share this computer with a very nosy person. :P Bah, now I gotta clear my history."
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix coughs. No thanks. I'm allergic to nailing sensitive parts of my body to things.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser thinks you should show your father, Sprite!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Hyper?"
[Help Staff] Hyper says, "NO."
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "I don't think so, if you ever want to see me again."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser giggles.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser snerks at Sprite.
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, "Seriously. If I get caught, it's bye bye Mr. PC]"
[Help Staff] 'Powdered' Sprite says, ". Bah. I'm going to bed. Good night!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser mocks! And pages!
GAME: Sprite has disconnected.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser misses. Grr.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser was going to tell her not to look at links from me then.
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix can take care of delivering that message next time she's on. Same room and all. ^^;
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser woos. Oh, and Matrix? C'mere.
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix says, "Um... alright?"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser pulls out the hammer!
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix flees!
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser chases!
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix hides behind Chia. Save me!
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia blinks. Uhm... uhm. Ee. Don't do it, Thistle! It looks... painful.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "And?"
[Help Staff] Dunderhead Chia says, "And... ow!"
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "It's not me, so what's it matter? Hey, Shadow?"
[Help Staff] Caffeinated Shadow flees.
[Help Staff] Invertible Matrix sneaks away, too.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser sighs.
[That nails picture is still a giant joke between me and my friends, and I was actually really happy to see that the link still worked. Time to bust some brains... --Delee edit.]
[I'm not sure why "the first pose I saw" is different in retelling. I must have gotten confused! --Thistle edit.]
Edit again: Delee found another telling of the story, already online! http://www.hot-hot-hot-catlove.com/PokeMUSH/fs.html
Until I read the log, I had forgotten that I sent the guy's mother select poses from it. I'm very not comfortable with that now, not comfortable at all...
