"..."

[thistlechaser]

How much would you pay for Hannah Montana's cherry? Sweet, red, juicy cherry? Now, how much would you pay if you could have it over, and over, and over again?

*snickersnort*

Poor girl needs to rethink what she puts her image on...

Edit: Bonus link! Fast food place runs out of chicken, "Peoples have kids dat dey tryin' to feed!"