Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.

[thistlechaser]

While slogging through the piles of ChapterOwls in my mailbox, I picked out a few amusing tidbits. Also, I've found a worse nickname than "Sev", "Drake", "Siri" and the others.

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* Hermione Granger developed a potion in tribute to her favorite comic book character, Spiderman, but she is keeping it secret.

* Harry Potter/Degrassi crossover. No plot really, Just making it up as I go along.

* Hermione Granger is a magazine designer and Ron works with attracting women to diamonds.

* Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites...

* Draco is abused by his father and left to die. An angel finds him and takes him into his home and into his heart.

* Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.

* "Viky...Viky...." Hermione sputtered through a mess of tears, putting her head back in her arms. Ron didn't complain. Viky meant Viktor Krum.

* Title: Third Law Of Love
Summary: One, make sure it's love. Two, don't be afraid to tell. Three, always, always murder her afterwards.

Comments

[sharp-tongue.livejournal.com]

I can't repress a malicious snigger whenever you post a story summary list. Some of them are just soooo bad. Beyond bad. Actually, the worst I've seen in awhile was on FF.net (surprise, surprise). (Should I be embarrassed that I'm inadvertently admitting to combing through the stories there?) I wanted to claw my eyes out after reading the summary.

*sigh* I went to get it for your edification and found that it had been replaced with one for a new chapter. Alas, it's bad but not as bad. The title is "Oleandera", who is also the Mary Sue.

--Marriage to a Malfoy can be dangerous... even deadly. In order to survive, one must learn the Rules of Engagement...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I think if I visited FF.net I'd probably find a lot more material. I never really set out looking for these, it's just that I get the ChapterOwls sent to me, and sometimes things jump out at me. :)

Oleandera

*snicker*

[chikkiboo.livejournal.com]

Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.

I can't even fathom the reasoning behind that one. Please share and ease my troubled mind!!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Here you go!

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Estate of Sirius Black v Minister of Magic by George Pushdragon:
NEW author! http://www.riddikulus.org/authors/gpushdragon/ESBVMM.html
Rating: R
Honestly! Who is in charge of Occupational Health & Safety at the Ministry? Brains in tanks and unmarked dimensional portals! In this little trial transcript, Sirius' estate gets litigious, Fudge talks facial hair, Lucius struggles with life in the clink, and Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock. Naturally.

[sileas.livejournal.com]

Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.

ROTFLMAO!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the funniest thing ever?

[sileas.livejournal.com]

*nods* Dumbledore, one buttock. *bursts out laughing* I wonder how he ever lost it.

[metron-ariston.livejournal.com]

Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.

I imagine Moody felt quite vindicated when he found out!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*giggle!* Oh, that'd make for such a cute story!