Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.
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thistlechaserWhile slogging through the piles of ChapterOwls in my mailbox, I picked out a few amusing tidbits. Also, I've found a worse nickname than "Sev", "Drake", "Siri" and the others.
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* Hermione Granger developed a potion in tribute to her favorite comic book character, Spiderman, but she is keeping it secret.
* Harry Potter/Degrassi crossover. No plot really, Just making it up as I go along.
* Hermione Granger is a magazine designer and Ron works with attracting women to diamonds.
* Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites...
* Draco is abused by his father and left to die. An angel finds him and takes him into his home and into his heart.
* Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.
* "Viky...Viky...." Hermione sputtered through a mess of tears, putting her head back in her arms. Ron didn't complain. Viky meant Viktor Krum.
* Title: Third Law Of Love
Summary: One, make sure it's love. Two, don't be afraid to tell. Three, always, always murder her afterwards.
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* Hermione Granger developed a potion in tribute to her favorite comic book character, Spiderman, but she is keeping it secret.
* Harry Potter/Degrassi crossover. No plot really, Just making it up as I go along.
* Hermione Granger is a magazine designer and Ron works with attracting women to diamonds.
* Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites...
* Draco is abused by his father and left to die. An angel finds him and takes him into his home and into his heart.
* Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.
* "Viky...Viky...." Hermione sputtered through a mess of tears, putting her head back in her arms. Ron didn't complain. Viky meant Viktor Krum.
* Title: Third Law Of Love
Summary: One, make sure it's love. Two, don't be afraid to tell. Three, always, always murder her afterwards.
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Date: 2003-10-24 12:41 am (UTC)I can't even fathom the reasoning behind that one. Please share and ease my troubled mind!!
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Date: 2003-10-24 09:09 am (UTC)------------
Estate of Sirius Black v Minister of Magic by George Pushdragon:
NEW author! http://www.riddikulus.org/authors/gpushdragon/ESBVMM.html
Rating: R
Honestly! Who is in charge of Occupational Health & Safety at the Ministry? Brains in tanks and unmarked dimensional portals! In this little trial transcript, Sirius' estate gets litigious, Fudge talks facial hair, Lucius struggles with life in the clink, and Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock. Naturally.