I want to be part of this religion!

[thistlechaser]

I can't stop looking at this picture. I've never seen such a sexy, homoerotic, odd religious image before! (Warning: Apparently it's an old image that people have long ago spotted what I've just seen in it, so if it's not new to you feel free to point and laugh at me.)

I've been trying to put my finger on just what pings as those things, but all I come up with is 'everything'. The man's face, Jesus' hands, the way the shirt is pulled up a bit to show some skin... Only element I question/don't like is how is the man holding onto the hammer/nail if he (assumedly?) unconscious?

Anyway: Evil vampire homoerotic Jesus ftw!

PS: If you've been offended by this post, feel free to request a refund.

Comments

[pomr.livejournal.com]

Your complaint form is too small!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Feel free to file a complaint about that!

[pomr.livejournal.com]

I want a refund! ^__________________^

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

All refunds today are paid out in cookies instead of cash. That work for you? I have some with extra chocolate chips~!

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd type this sentence, but Jesus's hands are way sexy!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Aren't they really sexy? :D

[vorloxu.livejournal.com]

It's offensive but whatever :P

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*offers a refund then~* :)

[naikitty.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm weird, but I completely fail to see 'homoerotic' in that. XD Just a faltering guy getting held up so he can get back on his feet again.

Though his left hand (the one on our right) bugs the hell out of me. His wrist is all wrong. :/ Carpenterhands!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Look at the guy's (I keep wanting to say "Hume's" for some reason) face, his eyebrows especially. And as someone else commented, look at Jesus' sexy hands! And the way the shirt is pulled up. And how close Jesus' face is to him, it looks like he's about to nuzzle him. (And the more I type this comment, the closer I feel like I'm going to Hell~.)

Ha ha, I didn't even notice that his hand was funky though!

[naikitty.livejournal.com]

zomg any skin or men touching in emotional ways means gayhomolove! ;3 *snorts and steals cookies* ennayramffxi gets more 'cause they nailed it. Pardon the pun~

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Elf icon with your comment amuses me! Speaking of 'gayhomolove'~!

And *bap* you know me better than that. I don't look at any two men together, or men together touching, and always think 'gay!'. Look at their expressions, the body language. If one wasn't supposed to be (um, I'm not sure what term I should be using here. 'half-god'? 'son of a god'? Or does Jesus count as a god even though his mother was human?), their body language is pretty darned clear.

[voidmagus.livejournal.com]

When you see any two men together touching, you may not always think 'gay!', but you hope.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*rolls* Do you know how many boring work meetings I've spent entertaining myself by pairing the guys up? Unfortunately, while my company has ~200 people in it, the vast majority of the guys all look similar, so I spice things up by inventing interesting personalities for them (I don't know most of them). It sure does make meetings better!

[hamburger.livejournal.com]

Hm. I don't get it. Is it part of a story? Is it really Jesus or is it the Patron Saint of Guys With Hammers? I just want to know the context now!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Someone replied to you, but to the main post instead of to you. :) *points downward*

Context

[ennayramffxi.livejournal.com]

It has to do with the implication that we are all responsible for nailing Jesus to the cross via the sin he died for. It shows that He's willing to support you and help you back to your feet even though you nailed Him to the cross.

/em waits for refund.

Re: Context

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Would a refund in cookies work? Freshly baked!

[makoholic.livejournal.com]

how exactly is this erotic? O.o

[makoholic.livejournal.com]

Oop, nevermind, shouldve read the other comments first.

[naikitty.livejournal.com]

Because this is Thistle, hon. ;3

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I'm far far far from the only one. I found it elsewhere on the net where there were pages and pages (100+) of comments on the same stuff I said.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm with you. Sexy. ^_^

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I love sexy hands! And toes, too (though the ones in that picture don't work for me).

Edit: Toe mention since naikitty always draws the cutest toes on her men!

[razyk.livejournal.com]

<< Anyway: Evil vampire homoerotic Jesus ftw! >>

Is it bad that this immediately had my brain thinking of the image in terms of a poster for a porn movie?

"The Second Coming" : Jesus is back, and this time he's a vampire. On the prowl for blood and love, he isn't the only carpenter that's gonna get nailed.

I can just see the dialogue now, Jesus in a bar talking to the guy next to him, "So, want to come back to my place and recieve my Eucharist?"

(A. Yes, I know that is awful.)
(B. Yes, I know I am going to hell for that.)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*rolls* That's great. :D

[phoenix-leandra.livejournal.com]

Actually, I laughed really hard. ^.^;; Too awesome.

[draymor.livejournal.com]

*facepalmlaugh*

[quistie.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I read this as: Jesus came to save us from our sins, yet we nailed him to the cross, made him bleed. Now evil vampire Jesus is back and he's out for revenge! He's gonna make you bleed for your sins!

All hail evil vampire Jesus!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* Hee, that's great!

[metron-ariston.livejournal.com]

I have seen that picture before, but never so large. It looks like Scott Bakula to me!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ha, doesn't it? :D