Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales

Are these not the best headphones ever?



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Unfortunately they cost about $255, they're currently taking preorders.

( Cat sushi! )
So cute, probably so yummy.

Japanese people get the best commercials. Remember the commercial with the giant cat carrying the business man to work? Now Japanese people get a Pizza Hut run by cats! (Sort of, a what-if.)

What if cats ran Pizza Hunt.

The best of the four, in my opinion:



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Pizza cat-o!

Edit: Oh, there are more than four! Check them all out here.

Every year I post my favorite Christmas song ever:

Little Taiko Boy (AKA: The Christmas Fairy Condom song). A Japanese PSA about safe sex, done to Little Drummer Boy in a Japanese style. I love the Youtube description:

Little Taiko Boy combines Western holiday traditions, Shinto mythology, and Japanese gay culture to advocate a very different way of wrapping gifts for a loved one.

The Condom Fairy visits men in need of condoms, no matter the setting.

Lyrics are NWS. Video is semi- or probably-NWS, depending on your workplace. No full frontal male nudity, but back nudity and suggestive situations. Warning: The lyrics tend to stick in my head for ages. However, they amuse me endlessly, so I don't mind. ("On my tum, tum...")



And for your Very Not Generic Winter Holiday dinner, Santa sushi!


If I don't post again in the next couple days, have a good Generic Winter Holiday, everyone!

Edit: And here I forgot to give everyone a gift! Have some protection from being raped and robbed while you water flowers naked and walk your dog in the nude: From Thailand, fake male parts! (Link is actually work safe, video at end has naked bits, but they're blurred out.)

Think this is a gift only for women? Oh ho ho no! Who would rob a man with two penises!

Okay, that not your thing? How about this clever idea: Learn English with video game violence, aliens, and sex:


This whole http://en.rocketnews24.com site is really amusing, I wish I had found it sooner!

In all my bird feeder fun, there's one thing I hadn't expected to see: Birds going at it. This is my bird feeder:



That's my living room window. About two feet from the glass is the feeder, and maybe three feet more is my fence. My porch is tiny, but in an apartment I'm happy to have one at all.

So there I was, standing at the window, and mourning doves came (or perhaps I should say they arrived). They sat on the fence as they usually do, then one jumped on the other. Repeatedly. Then he was flapping his wings to hover in place while atop the other dove. I was on the phone with my mother while this was happening. I couldn't stop laughing. Yay for a new generation of birds, I guess! :P

The second sex-related thing is odder. And Japanese.

Oh what a world we live in! We can now buy breast-scented mobile phone straps! I'd really like to know what they consider "breast-scented".

Japan has the wackiest products. My LJ would be half-empty if not for it! Today's is more cute than gross, product's motto be damned. (Though I still wouldn't eat it.)



The cow is saying "Eat Poop and Smile Every Day!" (Edit: Apparently that cow isn't saying it. It's a cow on the back of the box. See the back and larger images here. They're very cute.)

I like how the "poop" is steaming -- does that mean this product is best eaten warm?

Japanese people are strange.

Really, really strange.

A video game of some kind...

Nothing like watching mostly naked muscle builders chase each other around in fast forward-speed motion! Can't...stop...watching...their...butts...