thistlechaser: (Men hugging)
Every year I post my favorite Christmas song ever:

Little Taiko Boy (AKA: The Christmas Fairy Condom song). A Japanese PSA about safe sex, done to Little Drummer Boy in a Japanese style. I love the Youtube description:

Little Taiko Boy combines Western holiday traditions, Shinto mythology, and Japanese gay culture to advocate a very different way of wrapping gifts for a loved one.

The Condom Fairy visits men in need of condoms, no matter the setting.

Lyrics are NWS. Video is semi- or probably-NWS, depending on your workplace. No full frontal male nudity, but back nudity and suggestive situations. Warning: The lyrics tend to stick in my head for ages. However, they amuse me endlessly, so I don't mind. ("On my tum, tum...")



And for your Very Not Generic Winter Holiday dinner, Santa sushi!


If I don't post again in the next couple days, have a good Generic Winter Holiday, everyone!

Edit: And here I forgot to give everyone a gift! Have some protection from being raped and robbed while you water flowers naked and walk your dog in the nude: From Thailand, fake male parts! (Link is actually work safe, video at end has naked bits, but they're blurred out.)

Think this is a gift only for women? Oh ho ho no! Who would rob a man with two penises!

Okay, that not your thing? How about this clever idea: Learn English with video game violence, aliens, and sex:


This whole http://en.rocketnews24.com site is really amusing, I wish I had found it sooner!
thistlechaser: (Moon)
I'm not big on Christmas. Long story, holidays were bad when I was a child, blah blah blah. As a side effect of that, I really, really dislike most Christmas music. I try not to be grumpy about it, but it still bothers me deep down. There are only two songs I like: Little Drummer Boy and Gloria in Excelsis Deo.

This version of Little Drummer Boy is beautiful! I can't believe their voices.



Related question: Does anyone know how you can tell if something has been autotuned? Their voices are so perfect and beautiful, I wonder how real that is. (Edit: Apparently this group, Pentatonix, won The Sing-Off on NBC, so they're probably real.)

Gloria in excelsis Deo is such a beautiful sounding phrase, it makes me wish I knew Latin.

Added bonus! Tonight only! In Excelsis Deo is the title of an episode of West Wing. Here's a video of President Bartlet from it ranting in Latin. (Latin starts at 1:12, but it's really worth watching the whole thing.)



His character was such an intelligent president. Oh how I wish he were real.
thistlechaser: (WoW: Thistle Christmas)
(Thank you for eating this post, LJ. I'm really getting tired of this.)

Anyway! To repeat myself! Welcome to year four(?) of this holiday tradition: Allow me to link you to the best Christmas video you'll see all year!

Little Taiko Boy, a Japanese safe sex video set to Little Drummer Boy, featuring the condom fairy!



Come, they told me (pa rum ba dum dum)
But never, ever in my rump (pa pum pum)
It’s so much safer to come in a con-dom
Or let’s just masturbate
For it can be fun
You can still come
On my tum tum


Warning for NWS lyrics (duh? :P ).

In all seriousness, in case I don't post again in the next few days, happy holidays everyone! May all your wishes come true, especially if it's a wish for the LJ site to work.
thistlechaser: (Cat shrimp (hungry now?))
How about realistic baby heads made of white chocolate?



They're the "exact size of an infant's head". Unfortunately I couldn't find any information on cost, but could you put a price on a gift like this?

Happy nightmares holidays!
thistlechaser: (WoW: Thistle Christmas)

Happy holidays, whatever day whatever holiday your winter holiday falls on falls on!

I've been resisting posting this ALL MONTH, but it's finally time! Little Taiko Boy, otherwise known as the Japanese condom fairy video! (NWS for lyrics, suggestiveness.) Best Christmas Video Ever. :D

"On my tum-tum~"

Found on my friendsfriends list, if I had to have a Christmas tree, I'd love decorating it like this. So creative and amusing! Though you'd have to be careful the company you had over, I suppose.

[livejournal.com profile] vorrick found the best music video ever. I love the animation and the music in this! So cool and interesting!


I got lucky with fanfic. I finished Teen Wolf, so I went poking about to see what kind of fanfic there is out there. The first story didn't work for me, but the second? I LOVE IT. And "story" is an understatement! It's a slight AU, with a whole bunch of stories in it! I've been reading it basically nonstop for two days now. Sadly I'm almost to the end. :/ [livejournal.com profile] hart_and_sole is the wonderful author.

And lastly, a letter:

Dear ASPCA,

No, I did not want to sob my eyes out at 10:30 this morning. Why, oh why, are your commercials getting worse and worse? Your Christmas animal commercial? "Animals are dying... waiting for your help", showing poor little kittens and sad dogs and arg!

Seriously, I don't know how you pack that much sadness into one commercial. Please stop it.

No love, but many tears,
Thistle

PS: It's a mercy to my friends list that I don't link it here. I don't believe anyone who cares about animals would be able to watch it without crying.
thistlechaser: (WoW: Thistle Christmas)
Once upon a time there lived a girl. She slept in a lovely little cottage made of gingerbread and candy. She was always asleep. One morning she woke up, and the candy had mold on it. Her father blew her a kiss and the house fell down. She realized she was lost. She found herself walking down a crowded street, but the people were made of paper, like paper dolls. She blew everyone a kiss goodbye, and watched as they blew away.

The Sundance Channel had a marathon of My So-Called Life. (No, don't ask me what Sundance Films would have to do with that show, I don't know either.) I really enjoyed it at the time it originally aired, so I figured I'd check it out now. Amazingly, nearly 10 years later, it held up perfectly*.

Surprisingly, I think it actually works even better for me now. When I watched it the first time through, I mostly rolled my eyes at and ignored the adult characters, but this time I was just as invested in them as I was the kids.

It was really fun seeing Claire Danes in it, especially with Homeland so much in my thoughts right now. She's really not changed all that much in ten years! Her voice is exactly the same, her hair is the same style (just a different color). I really like her as an actress.

Unfortunately they only showed five eps, but that was plenty for one sitting. Even after just that handful of eps, I felt such fondness for the characters. They're all so imperfectly human -- perfectly imperfect? Wonderfully flawed and real and very, very interesting.

* The only thing that didn't hold up was the 'film' itself. The quality seemed really low, as if I were watching it on an old VHS tape. No sharp details, things were very slightly blurred, as if they were replaying it from a VCR.

---

WoW news is meh. Reed the paladin hit 69 (Northrend flying, yay!). He has 10 or 11 rares in archaeology already, which is just silly. I've quested/instanced for three of those post-60 levels, so he got all those rares in six levels of archaeology. *stops before a rant can start*

Christmas! I'm ready for it RL (that was actually the one I got done first, heh), ICly, and OOCly. :D It's so hard to wait to give out gifts! Except ICly, since now Thistle is certain that Nik is going to hate his gift and will be all IDIOT >:[ at him. :D

Work is busy. I have to work through the holiday shutdown, which very much sucks, but at least I get to take the days off later. I'm in a 'down' period mentally right now, which of course is depressing (ha ha), but at least it didn't bring with it the usual inability to sleep, and for that I'm really very thankful.

Ramble, ramble. I've not posted in a few days, so I feel like I should have important stuff to write about, but nothing much has been happening so this is it.
thistlechaser: (Men hugging)
For the longest time, The Little Drummer Boy was the only Christmas song I ever liked. Now I finally know why.

I know it's a few days after Christmas, but you must watch this safe sex Christmas music video!



NWS lyrics! If you're at work, use headphones. There's one naked (nonsexual) man seen from the back, no bits shown. A whole lot of suggestive dressed men.

Listen to the lyrics! They start about two minutes in.

*so very dead* I'm going to be singing this to myself FOREVER.
thistlechaser: (Men hugging)
For the longest time, The Little Drummer Boy was the only Christmas song I ever liked. Now I finally know why.

I know it's a few days after Christmas, but you must watch this safe sex Christmas music video!



NWS lyrics! If you're at work, use headphones. There's one naked (nonsexual) man seen from the back, no bits shown. A whole lot of suggestive dressed men.

Listen to the lyrics! They start about two minutes in.

*so very dead* I'm going to be singing this to myself FOREVER.

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