Best (most disturbing) spam comment ever
Nov. 9th, 2012 03:28 pmA spammer commented on a post from a LJ I forgot I had.
ed_the_hyena was a RP journal from when I had played Ed from the Lion King. The group would offer a subject each week, and everyone would write about that and RP from there. The post was a response to the week's topic: How did you lose your virginity?
Being it was Ed, it had to be... special. I think I succeeded.
So after Ed talks about that, the spammer posted: "Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you..."
*rolls* Oh my, what you must be like if that's what attracts you! (I know the bot is posting the same thing in lots of LJs, it just fits there so well/horribly!)
Edit: Bah, LJ automatically screened the comment after the fact. The above quote is the whole thing though, other than a URL. I'm trying to remember the account's password...
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Being it was Ed, it had to be... special. I think I succeeded.
So after Ed talks about that, the spammer posted: "Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you..."
*rolls* Oh my, what you must be like if that's what attracts you! (I know the bot is posting the same thing in lots of LJs, it just fits there so well/horribly!)
Edit: Bah, LJ automatically screened the comment after the fact. The above quote is the whole thing though, other than a URL. I'm trying to remember the account's password...