The "Won't somebody think of the children?" quote fits here.

[thistlechaser]

I visited the Bad Baby Names site (a collection of quotes from a board about naming your new baby) thinking it would be funny, but instead it's just so so painful and cringe-worthy. I worry about people with this little sense having babies.

Have three examples:

What is a nature realated name for a boy? I am pregnant with a boy and I already have four girls. My girls are Summer Skies, Autumn Night, April Shower, and Spring Flower. Please help I am due in November.


I am not pregnant yet but thinking about names...I just thought of the name Lourdes Solange. This baby will be 75% latina and 15% european :)


Which name do you think?
Brecklyn Kate
OR
Ridgely Mae
I'm torn between the 2.

Comments

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

Half of those names only have 1 of 2 career paths. 1, stripper. 2, porn star. Although I'd be rolling if April Showers happened to be friends with May Flowers. I can imagine the line now: "Hey April Showers, call up May Flowers and bring her here!" priceless.

My rule of thumb has generally been that the middle name(s) are for being creative and such. If you want to name your kid some made up shit like Hergalbergal or something, use that as a middle name and just call him Dave or something.

Also, Twilight destroyed one of my great child names from my imaginary future kid. I was going to name him New, so his full name would be New Moon. But NOOOOOOO Twilight had to go fuck that one up.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Also, Twilight destroyed one of my great child names from my imaginary future kid. I was going to name him New, so his full name would be New Moon. But NOOOOOOO

You so silly!

But seriously, I've always loved the name Jacob. Luckily it's normal enough that I think it would be safe from Twilight associations!

Half of those names only have 1 of 2 career paths. 1, stripper. 2, porn star.

Totally that, yes.