"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

Darned LJ (Music)

Stupid LJ keeps throwing errors when I try to edit my previous post, so I have to make a second one. Sorry! It did this the other night, too -- it seems to not let me edit my posts anymore. c.c Gives me an "Invalid hour value." error. So here's what I tried to add:

Edit: Listen to these songs! awhisperofdusk and jadall did this thing where they picked out songs for all the characters they know. Thistle's are fall-down beautiful. It's magical (I never described music that way before).

Listen to this and tell me you don't feel something!
This one could be from a movie.

I like the first one better, but I think the second one probably fits him more. Somehow I have to stop listening to these so I can check out the other characters'. :D