thistlechaser: (Book with cat 4)
Sekret by Lindsay Smith.
(Book received for free for review from Macmillan Publishing Group.)

This may sound looking gift horse in the mouth-ish, but when a publisher offers a book for review, I wish they'd include what format it's in.

Sekret sounded like a really interesting book. The summary:

Yulia's father always taught her to hide her thoughts and control her emotions to survive the harsh realities of Soviet Russia. But when she's captured by the KGB and forced to work as a psychic spy with a mission to undermine the U.S. space program, she's thrust into a world of suspicion, deceit, and horrifying power. Yulia quickly realizes she can trust no one--not her KGB superiors or the other operatives vying for her attention--and must rely on her own wits and skills to survive in this world where no SEKRET can stay hidden for long.

I've become more and more interested in Russian things (100% of the thanks/blame for that goes to [livejournal.com profile] loupnoir :) ). Set in Russia, and lack of trust should have made for interesting character interactions. The psychic element could be hit or miss, but I was interested enough to give this book a try.

Unfortunately it came in .acsm format. .acsm is Adobe Digital Edition, which means you can only open it in a controlled Adobe program -- only on your computer, not on your ereader. That's a problem for me as I do not read books on my computer. I sit at my computer all day at work, I sit at it all evening doing other stuff. Reading is my time to get away from my desk. If I had known its format, I would have respectfully turned the book down.

But, like I said, it sounded like an interesting plot and I did agree to review it, so I tried. I massaged it as best I could, then moved it onto my iPad. The results were basically unreadable.

A bad page and a "good" page:


What I could read of it seemed good; I'll happily buy it once it's available as an ebook. I had to give up in the second chapter, it was just too hard to read, so it'll be new-to-me when I purchase it.

Book #41: Dark Lover by J.R. Ward

This book. Oh this book. So bad, yet so very good. There was so much wrong with the book (most of it mentioned in my previous post about it), but I loved it. I have no idea how that works. I'm ashamed of myself for enjoying it as much as I did.

The problems were so many. Names were perhaps the biggest one. The vampire names were awful (Rhage, Zsadist, Dhestroyer, Vishous, and Phury), but the bad guy's name was worse. Mr. X. Okay, so all the bad guys get letter names, and the main character JUST HAPPENS to get X, the best "Mr. (letter)" name to be. (Edit: Wait, no, Mr. T would be even better!) I would have respected the author so much more if he had been Mr. I, Mr. B, Mr. Y, Mr. U -- any not-so-cool letter.

There were other big issues, like that it was the men (or "males" as the book annoyingly called them) who did everything, and the women ("females") just cowered in hidden away places and wore nice dresses and were there for their males to feed off of (literally, the males sucked their blood to live) and/or have sex with them. When the males weren't having sex with human females.

So how in the world did I enjoy it? I have no idea. I think the author stumbled upon some secret formula, because somehow she made me love these characters. I even got used to the god awful stupid names.

I just can't explain it. I thought of the story all the time. At work, driving, all I wanted to do was get home so I could read. And I swear, I grinned nonstop as I read, from cover to cover I grinned, interspaced with giggles and toe-curlings. I think something must be wrong with me. Send help! Just don't send it too soon, I'm about to start the second book...
thistlechaser: (Book with cat: Scared)
Other than a short period in high school, I've never read romance books. In truth, I now mentally scoffed at them. As it's been decades since I last read one, I'm aware I could be off-base in looking down on them, but I've never been curious enough to read one and see if I needed to revise my opinion.

A while back my To Read pile was getting small, so I was looking at recommendations and reviews. Someone posted a review of Dark Lover (Black Dagger Brotherhood, Book 1), and there were a lot more comments left than usual, so I read through them. Seemed everyone either LOVED that series or hated it endlessly. It sounded interesting though, so warily I bought a copy.

Why warily? It's about vampires. While I haven't read Twilight, I've read enough reviews and live readings of it to feel burned on the whole vampire genre.

And so the book sat in my To Read pile, getting further and further buried. Sometimes I have to just randomly pick a book from the bottom, otherwise I'll never get around to the oldest ones. Over the weekend, I did that, and came up with Dark Lover.

I almost gave up on the book before it began. I've mentioned before how much I enjoy it when an author trusts their readers enough to not lay out every detail of the world and plot right from the start. This book did the polar opposite of that: Before the story it had a many-paged glossary of terms, words, and phrases used in that world. ARG! No! Bad author! No cookie! If you must use other words for things, use them in a way that explains the meaning as part of the story! If I wrote:

I know most people don't like mossroot, but it's good for you, so I have it with dinner a couple times a week. Plus, it grows like weeds around here.

You may not know exactly what mossroot is, but you know enough for the story! You can get plenty of details out that way! /froth /froth

Anyway. Surprisingly I'm liking the story. A lot. The glossary isn't the author's only sin (her characters are named things like Rhage, Zsadist, Dhestroyer, Vishous, and Phury, which makes me froth at the mouth ARG THERE BETTER BE A GOOD IN-WORLD REASON FOR THEM USING STUPIDLY MISSPELLED NAMES*!), but still. It's one of those books I think about during the times I'm not able to read, wishing I could get back to it.

Her writing style is very familiar. It reminds me a lot of fanfic (which is ironic, since she's one of those anti-fanfic writers). Her writing feels like it comes from LJ or some other blog site. It surprises me how comfortable and familiar a style can seem -- the author feels like she's one of us. (Which, again, ironic that she's anti-fanfic.)

In googling to find if she had previously written fanfic, I found out Dark Lover was classified as a paranormal romance. Ack! I would never have guessed! There's been no romance at all so far... (One sex scene, but no romance at all, the two were strangers. Oh, and one attempted rape scene, but that of course is the other end of the spectrum from romance.)

I'm only about a third of the way into it, but if it keeps up as it's going, it's going to get quite the positive review from me.

* I skipped reading the glossary, so if the reason for the misspelled names is in there, I'm going to laugh at myself. Also, dear author, I'm reading your book just fine having skipped it, so please leave it out from now on? Trust your readers, we're not stupid!

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