Cooking: Hamburgers!

[thistlechaser]

I've never cooked a hamburger. It's probably been twenty or so years since I had anything other than a fast food burger. However, after making meat loaf with tersa, we had a good deal of meat left. I tossed it into the freezer to wait until I could buy buns so I could try making burgers.

Buns in hand, I was ready to cook!

...that statement sounds more wrong than it was.

How hard could cooking a burger be? Shape it into a patty, toss it... um... into a broiler pan? Frying pan? Save me, Google! Okay, frying pan it is! Most sites said medium-high heat, four minutes on one side, two to four on the other. Sounds simple!

How the heck are burgers supposed to stay together? I patted and shaped and pressed my meat (oh baby!), but I couldn't make nice round patties that would stay together. Oh well! Once the frying pan was hot, I tossed the misshapen things in.

The fire department arrived soon after.

Okay, not really, but it was a mad scramble to get the battery out of my smoke alarm.

All sites said to cook it until it was 160 in the center, but I'm starting to wonder how accurate my meat thermometer is. At the eight minute mark (four per side) they were only 100 degrees inside. I checked them every two minutes, but they never got over 130. By the sixteen minute mark (double the time needed for thicker burgers!) I just took them out.

My first thought, before tasting them, was that it was totally not worth it. My apartment was full of greasy smoke. Corner to corner, all rooms, all the laundry I had just washed and hung up to dry, covered in greasy smoke. (I swear, my floors feel slick!) Then I tried one.

Oh. My. God. So good! They were a little (or a lot) burned on the outside and not pink at all in the middle, so I'm guessing they were cooked. So good! I inhaled them. And, unlike fast food burgers, I didn't need to set them swimming in condiments -- just a small dab of mayo and a squeeze of ketchup.

My apartment is still an issue. I think I can only do this when I can have all the windows open (it's hot today, so I have the AC on and everything closed up), and I need to bring my big box fans in and set them up. I can't believe how much smoke these things made! And my poor pan is going to need a scrubbin'.

Still: Best burgers I've eaten in twenty or so years! :D

Comments

[liedra.livejournal.com]

Yeah, usually good to put a drizzle of oil (just enough to coat the area you're cooking in) in just to keep it from sticking to the pan (also gives it something to cook in until the natural fat melts). That's probably what caused it to burn/smoke a bit, it'd be an uneven cooking surface with stuck bits until some fats came out!

The "stick a knife in, if the juice runs clear it's cooked" rule is one you can use with most meats! It's great.

And it's okay, I have a cold atm so it's probably best I don't come sneeze all over your cooking!

I'll teach you how to cook a super easy roast chicken if you'd like! Nothing like a roast you prepare very easily, then stick in the oven and forget for a while, then come pull it out and it's done! ;D (none of this basting and poking and trussing crap!)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'll remember the oil idea!

And thanks for the offer of chicken, but I still have issues with eating things that are 'animal shaped'. First meat I went back to eating was burger, because it looked nothing like meat or animals! Sometimes things like stakes/roasts still gross me out, and whole chickens always do! Thanks anyway!

I never cook burgers, oh no....

[calandra.livejournal.com]

Use one of the higher temp oils, or the oil itself will smoke. I like a bit of butter, but peanut oil works very well. If you're using oil, try brushing it on the burger instead of pouring a bit into the pan.

When making the patties, try to shape them as slices of a cylinder, not ovoids. They will cook much more evenly.

With practice, you can test doneness by poking the top of the burger and judging from the consistency.

I like adding shredded cheese and horseradish to patties. (plus maybe a sprinkle of salt/pepper)

Re: I never cook burgers, oh no....

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks for all the info!

Re: I never cook burgers, oh no....

[calandra.livejournal.com]

Anytime. I wish I had more time to cook. (I wish I had more time.)

'dria complains about me smoking up the house too.

[voidmagus.livejournal.com]

But...But....turkey!? What about turkey? Food of the gods, the only reason I survive dealing with family during thanksgiving!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Sliced turkey breast? Yay! (I often have that as a sandwich.)
Whole turkey? No thanks! (But luckily I'm just one person, so I don't need to make a whole one!)