Three letters: A rant, a rec, and a RP

[thistlechaser]

Dear birds,

Shut up. No, seriously, I mean it. 5:30 AM is still dark out, yet you all happily sing. I know it will only get worse as summer goes on, you'll start singing at 4:30 and then at 3:30 AM. I really don't like it at all.

No love,
Thistle

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Dear Fatty Thor (fattythor),

I thought you were kind of stupid at first, but now I think you're the cutest thing ever. I love having you on my friends list. Never stop posting.

Hugs,
Thistle

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Dear everyone on my friends list who isn't vorrick,

Please feel free to ignore the LJ cut below. I don't have an IC journal anymore, so now and then I need to post things here.

<3 you all,
me



[The letter is written on plain paper in dark blue ink. Not knowing where he is, Thistle used the original envelope, with a big arrow drawn on in a 'return to sender' kind of way.]

Dubious,

Hello. I don't want to shoot you. I won't unless the Magister tells me to. I will be sure he means it, if he says to.

Penny isn't a dog. She's a wolf. She wouldn't let you shave her. (I wouldn't either.)

Thank you for the arrow back. I have more money now, so I can buy as many as I need, but it's good not to waste them.

The notes you sent were interesting. Do you have a garden?

Mikha

[Included with the letter, wrapped in a bit of paper, is a large tuft of dark grey fur.]

Comments

[pure-trance.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan :)