Yogurt, yogurt...

Breakfast shouldn't be this hard! And I need to read labels BEFORE I leave the store...

Since I disliked my last brand of Greek yogurt (though I'm still eating it daily for breakfast), when I saw Yoplait had a Greek yogurt as well, I decided to try it.

My reason for eating Greek yogurt is because it's healthier.

Yoplait's version of it has MORE sugar than its non-Greek version (18 grams vs 14 grams), and yet somehow it tastes even worse than the brand I had been eating previously.

Ugh. I'm starving, and this yogurt is both gross and not good for me, and it's hours until lunch. I have a tiny little apple (littlest apple I've ever seen, from the farmer's market) and a couple almonds. I'm going to starve before lunch!

Yogurt, yogurt...

Breakfast shouldn't be this hard! And I need to read labels BEFORE I leave the store...

Since I disliked my last brand of Greek yogurt (though I'm still eating it daily for breakfast), when I saw Yoplait had a Greek yogurt as well, I decided to try it.

My reason for eating Greek yogurt is because it's healthier.

Yoplait's version of it has MORE sugar than its non-Greek version (18 grams vs 14 grams), and yet somehow it tastes even worse than the brand I had been eating previously.

Ugh. I'm starving, and this yogurt is both gross and not good for me, and it's hours until lunch. I have a tiny little apple (littlest apple I've ever seen, from the farmer's market) and a couple almonds. I'm going to starve before lunch!

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From hamburger: Bad Translator! What you do is take titles from some of your LJ posts and run them through 50 languages of translation.

The results I got were pretty darned amusing.

"Great news: I can't stop peeing!" becomes "The good news: you can write!"
...in the snow?

"Every now and then I need to poke myself in the eye to remember that I don't like doing that" = "Now look in your pocket"
This one seems vaguely threatening...

This one amused the hell about me. This was the post about the video about the condom fairy... Guess people didn't listen!
"Just a few days late: Little Taiko Boy" becomes "Son"

"The Walking Dead, walking in Sunshine" becomes "Walking Dead Democrats"
D:

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From hamburger: Bad Translator! What you do is take titles from some of your LJ posts and run them through 50 languages of translation.

The results I got were pretty darned amusing.

"Great news: I can't stop peeing!" becomes "The good news: you can write!"
...in the snow?

"Every now and then I need to poke myself in the eye to remember that I don't like doing that" = "Now look in your pocket"
This one seems vaguely threatening...

This one amused the hell about me. This was the post about the video about the condom fairy... Guess people didn't listen!
"Just a few days late: Little Taiko Boy" becomes "Son"

"The Walking Dead, walking in Sunshine" becomes "Walking Dead Democrats"
D: